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Nijisisters’ 39 IQ Abomination: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Buildings Constructed:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Items Found:	4973	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of taking L’s in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate winner’s club! We’ve got collabs with chubbas that will blow your mind and have you crying tears of joy. Suisei, Miko, Senchou – they’re all on our side, racking up those wins like nobody’s business. So if you want to be a part of the winning team, join us and leave those losers in the dust. Let the hololive spirit guide you to victory!

Poopocalypse Adventures

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8190	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Gods Slained:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5693	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Emeralds Found:	390	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Items Found:	1132
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	8527

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	9544
Astral Projections Made:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Enchantments Applied:	183	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	321181

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.