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SabotageCraft: TaiwanUndersea

Asia-Pacific, China, communication network, connectivity, cybersecurity, damaged, digital infrastructure, Espionage, Geopolitics, international relations, internet, long tail tag, maritime security, sabotage, SabotageCraft, submarine cable, taiwan, TaiwanUndersea, Technology, telecommunications, undersea cable, undersea warfare

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4872
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so, liek, u kno wat wuld b way bettr than dealin with all that drama? joinin dis EPIC minecraft server, bruh! we got crazzy underwater adventures, just like dat cable near taiwan, except we wont sabotage u, we’ll just giv u a fun time! swim with dolphins, build ur own underwater city, and fight off evil squids tryna mess with ur vibe. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on dis watery wonderland. come join us and make a splash!

Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft Server

anatomy, Average, biology, Body, Diversity, genetics, height, Human, Men, midgets, Minecraft, Myth, physical characteristics, planet, Ratio, Server, SIZE, small stature, Stacked, statistics, stereotype, Unique, well-endowed

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	646142	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

join dis epic minecraft server where midgets rule the land and have the biggest dongs in all the land. u wont believe ur eyes when u see these tiny dudes swinging their massive schlongs around, it’s like a circus but with more blocky graphics. come for the midgets, stay for the dong show. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Pixel Funding Wars: Risky Research & Wellbeing

economic costs, fairer funding methods, funding, funding allocation, funding alternatives., funding challenges, funding competition, funding impact, funding models, funding opportunities, funding pressures, funding solutions, funding sources, funding strategies, funding stress, PIXEL, research, research funding, research funding competition, research funding methods, Risky, risky research, scientific research, scientists’ wellbeing, Wars, wellbeing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

so, like, have you ever been mining in minecraft and suddenly a creeper blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? well, on this server, creepers are banned! yep, that’s right, no more pesky green guys ruining your day.

not only that, but we have a secret underground city full of treasure and mystery waiting to be explored. legend has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts for those brave enough to find them.

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own pet dragon? yep, you heard me right. you can fly around on a dragon and rain fire down on your enemies. it’s epic.

join us on this server for the adventure of a lifetime. who needs boring old funding when you can have dragons and treasure hunts instead? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

Levian Nexus

Claims, discord server, Happenings, In-game chat., keep up to date, Levian, Modded, newest server, Nexus, oldschool pack, personal island, Pressure plate, public server, quiet pack, Server Mods, sky island, Teams, teams and claims

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Modpacks Overview

Modpacks	Pack version	IP to join
Project Architect 2	v4.8	pa2.levian.nexus
ATM 10	v2.17	atm10.levian.nexus
FTB Stoneblock 3	v1.11.1	stoneblock.levian.nexus
FTB Revelation	v3.6.0	revelation.levian.nexus
Monifactory	v0.11.1	moni.levian.nexus
Fantasy Skies	v1.5.0	fanskies.levian.nexus
FTB Evolution	v1.6.0	evolution.levian.nexus
SkyFactory 5	v5.0.2	sf5.levian.nexus

If you’re interested in joining, please join our Discord server for updates and community interaction.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are the servers public or private?

A: The servers are public for anyone to join, but we recommend joining our Discord server for a better experience.

Q: Do the servers share chat with each other?

A: Yes, the servers share in-game chat with each other and our Discord server, providing a community chat experience.

Q: How do I join the newest server, SkyFactory 5?

A: Simply use the IP sf5.levian.nexus to join SkyFactory 5. No extra mods or installations needed.

Q: Can I play on multiple servers with the same account?

A: Yes, you can switch between servers using the respective IPs provided above with the same Minecraft account.

Mystic Orient Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Analysis, bad, China, confusion, Craft, criticism, culture, current events, debate, Explanation, Global Issues, Government, inquiry, international relations, mystic, opinion, orient, perspective, Politics, Questioning, society, Understanding, world affairs

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Endless Night Skies:	1	Emeralds Found:	3757
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual escape room but with creepers and zombies instead of puzzles. It’s like if China was a Minecraft server, but in a good way, ya feel me? Like, you’ll be mining diamonds and building epic castles while questioning the meaning of life. It’s a wild ride, bro, and you won’t regret it. Just hop on and let your blocky adventures begin!

BlockyBedHopper

BlockyBedHopper, broke home, CEO wife, coworker, engaged, FIRED, Foul, Friend, holiday party, home wrecker, judgment, Miles Teller, national business meeting, new born baby, Psychology, relationship, sales guy, senior director, sleeping with married men, Trust

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Emeralds Found:	3261	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and romance – just like your coworker’s love life!

Imagine a world where senior directors get fired for their scandalous affairs, and new sales guys with mustaches become the talk of the town. Our server is like a virtual soap opera, with twists and turns at every corner.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through office romances, broken homes, and juicy gossip. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in the drama of our Minecraft server?

So why wait? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own relationships and your coworker’s moral compass. Trust us, it’s a ride you won’t want to miss!

ChildhoodSlangMCSMP

antiquated terms, childhood language, childhood memories, childhood slang, childhood vernacular, ChildhoodSlangMCSMP, classic phrases, Nostalgia, old school phrases, old-fashioned sayings, outdated slang, phrases, retro expressions, slang terms, Throwback, traditional language, traditional phrases, vintage sayings, vintage slang, vintage talk

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	732	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like the craziest place ever, bro! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, like what even is life?! And the mobs here? They’re like, super chill and drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is actually a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden dungeons. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena – it’s like a battle royale on steroids, man.

So, like, if you wanna join this epic server and become a legendary Minecraft warrior, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. Let’s goooooo!

RewatchCraftTV

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, classic, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Favorite, iconic, Marathon, Mystery, Nostalgia, rewatch, RewatchCraftTV, Sci Fi, series, shows, television, Thriller, TV series

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Enchantments Applied:	66	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crops Grown:	4707	Infernal Machines Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can reenact all your favorite TV series in blocky form! Imagine building your own version of Game of Thrones, but with creepers instead of dragons. Or how about creating a pixelated version of Friends, where the only coffee shop in town is run by villagers? The possibilities are endless! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in the wacky world of our Minecraft server!

Blocky Steel Minecraft Server

Acquisition, blocky, business news, Competition, corporate takeover, economic impact, foreign investment, global market, international trade, Investment, Market reaction, Minecraft, News, Nippon Steel, Purchase, regulatory approval, Server, shares, Steel, steel industry, stock market, Trade, US government, US Steel

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

omg u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server?! it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it! like, u can build ur own empire and take over the whole world, like a boss!

there’s this one time, this player built a giant castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and then a dragon came and tried to steal it but they fought it off with their enchanted sword! it was so epic, like a movie or something!

and get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the players who reach level 100 get to live, and they have like, super powers and stuff! it’s like a whole new world down there, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

so come join us on this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are insane! don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and start your epic journey today!

CraftySyrianGovtSalaryBoost

400.., Caretaker government, CraftySyrianGovtSalaryBoost, economic policy, Economy, employment, Financial, Government, government decision, hike, inflation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, public sector, Salaries, Syrian, Syrian crisis, wage hike, wage increase, workers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mines Excavated:	4186
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	118
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where the syrian caretaker government is hiking public sector salaries by 400%!! why, u ask? well, because the villagers in our server are on strike and demanding higher pay for their hard work of trading with players. but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken named Clucky. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!