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SaladFingersPreggoCraft Server

animation, art, BIZARRE, Character, creepy, cult classic, dark humor, Disturbing, drawing, Fan art, internet, Macabre, odd, Popular, Pregnant, salad fingers, SaladFingersPreggoCraft, Server, surreal, Unique, viral, weird

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a pregnant salad fingers drawing – totally bizarre and unforgettable! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your dream castle next to a lava waterfall or ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

GoodGuySteve’s Minecraft Server

Admirable, ANTI-HERO, ETHICAL, good guy, GoodGuySteves, Hero, heroic deeds, honorable, honorable intentions, Minecraft, misunderstood, morally upright, Noble, positive influence, positive role model, Protagonist, protagonist character, protagonist perspective, Redemption, Righteous, Server, upstanding, Virtuous

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3877
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of being the hero in every Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, the villain is actually the good guy! That’s right, forget about saving the day and embrace your inner anti-hero as you team up with the notorious villain to take down the real bad guys – those pesky creepers and zombies!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while wielding a diamond sword made of pure fire. You’ll also have the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of candy and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and witches. And don’t forget about our exclusive quest to find the legendary golden llama, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see why being bad has never felt so good!

CraftyCreeperCouples

Babysitting, bartending job, building a business, Challenges, child care, Communication, CraftyCreeperCouples, DATING, freelance business, girlfriend’s daughter, INDEPENDENCE, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, scheduling conflicts, self-care, single mother, Support, Understanding, work-life balance, young love

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Dragon Eggs Found:	6985
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dating someone with a 3-year-old daughter and a demanding schedule. But fear not, for we have the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your freelance videography/photography empire without any interruptions. No need to babysit anyone’s kid or worry about missing work commitments – just focus on building your business and having a blast!

Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal time and space. Plus, we have virtual zoos where you can take a break and relax without any pressure.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs relationship challenges when you can have endless fun in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build, create, and laugh together – because life is too short to be stressed out about babysitting duties!

UnfriendliestCraft

cold, Hostile, hostile environment, inhospitable, negative atmosphere, Rude, UNCOMFORTABLE, UnfriendliestCraft, Unfriendly, unfriendly city, unfriendly country, unfriendly destination, unfriendly environment, unfriendly experience, unfriendly locals, unfriendly neighborhood, unfriendly people, Unpleasant, unwelcoming, unwelcoming culture

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server where the mobs are more welcoming than the players? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of unfriendliness! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly attacked by other players, griefed beyond belief, and trolled to the point of tears.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. Not to mention the creepers who have mastered the art of stealth and will blow up your creations just for fun.

So if you’re looking for a challenge, a good laugh, and possibly a mental breakdown, join our server today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of patience because you’re gonna need it.

PocketScissorsOops

accident prevention, AVOID, bad idea, Caution, clothing, clothing safety, common sense, Dangerous, hazardous, pants pocket, personal safety, pocket placement, pocket safety, PocketScissorsOops, potential harm, Risk, Safety, Scissors, sharp objects, sharp tools, tool storage

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8477
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. but not really, cuz we got zombies and creepers and all dat jazz.

u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and all da shiny stuff. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone. unless u wanna share the loot, then go ahead and spill the beans.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic. but watch out, he likes to prank players by setting their houses on fire. it’s all in good fun, right?

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never put scissors in your pants pocket. trust me, it’s a bad idea.

Just a Bucket of Fun! SMP, McMMO, Economy, Jobs, Tournaments, SkyBlock

Active, advancement, Adventure, bucket, classic, Community, cross-platform, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, growth, Helper, Hiring, Jobs, leadership, MCMMO, PROFESSIONAL, Quality, Ranks, seamless, service, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Tournaments, Trade

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magic Items Found:	6011
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

JustBucket Minecraft Server Overview
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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join JustBucket Minecraft Server from both Java and Bedrock versions?

Yes, our server is cross-platform, and both Java and Bedrock players can connect seamlessly. Use the IP JustBucket.Minecraft.Best and remember to use port 25566 if you’re using the Bedrock version.

2. What ranks and positions are available on JustBucket Minecraft Server?

We offer a variety of ranks and positions, including helper staff ranks that are currently hiring. There is always room for growth and advancement on our server.

3. Is there lag on JustBucket Minecraft Server?

No, our server runs 24/7 with zero lag, ensuring a seamless gameplay experience for all players.

4. How can I earn in-game currency on the server?

You can participate in trade with fellow players, set up shops, join jobs and tournaments, and engage in various activities to earn in-game currency. Use your hard-earned money to purchase items, blocks, and more.

5. How often does the server update and introduce new features?

We are constantly evolving and updating our server to provide the best experience for our players. From exciting new features to thrilling events, there is always something fresh and exciting happening at JustBucket.

6. How can I join the thriving community on JustBucket Minecraft Server?

Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uMkz8wdqSP to connect with players, get more information, and become a part of our family on JustBucket Minecraft Server.

BlockyBot Minecraft Server

action, Anime, BlockyBot, Characters, Conflict, destiny, direct sequel, Drama, Fukuda, gundam, Gundam SEED FREEDOM, ignored, Mecha, Minecraft, Mobile Suit Gundam, Plot, resolution, Sci Fi, series, Server, soft retcon, space opera, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Towns Built:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of being shited on in Destiny? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we offer a soft retcon where all your past mistakes are ignored! Join us for a direct sequel to Destiny, where we deal with everything that show set up – including epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (of creepers, that is)! So come on, join us and let’s create a new destiny together!

Jojo’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

action-packed, Adventure, Anime, Anime Series, blocky, Character development, Dio Brando, emotional, Epic battles, friendship, iconic moments, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Jojos, Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo, Journey, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, Server, stand users, Stardust Crusaders, Supernatural, Thrilling

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a stand from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure – full of crazy powers and epic battles! Join us and embark on a journey through the world of Minecraft like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by Joseph Joestar himself! That’s right, the legendary JoJo is here to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Dio Brando himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to cross his path.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom-built dungeons filled with rare loot, secret passages that lead to hidden treasures, and even a pet creeper named Speedwagon who will follow you around and explode on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Diamond Is Unbreakable – a diamond sword that can slice through anything with ease.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your best Joestar pose and a sense of humor, because things are about to get bizarre!

Brother’s Baby Mama Drama

baby, bil, brother, brothers, DAUGHTER, Drama, family, feelings, Fiance, Grandma, imposition, love, MAMA, Marriage, Niece, relationships, Rush, SIL, Spouse, step mom, terms, titles, Traditional, Wedding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Votes:	7154
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Potions Brewed:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of family dynamics and relationship drama just like in this wild story.

Imagine a world where titles and labels cause chaos and hurt feelings, just like in this tale of a fiancé who wants to be called a spouse and an aunt before the feelings are even there. You’ll have a blast navigating through the drama and deciding who’s the real AH in this situation.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into a server where you can create your own wild family dynamics and make up outrageous stories just like this one. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, relationships, and family drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about titles and labels. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

BlockBusters: SecretSavers

blockbusters, SecretSavers

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of hiding your deepest, darkest secrets from the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to spill all your scandalous tea!

Join us and confess that you once accidentally punched a villager in the face thinking it was a zombie, or that you secretly hoard all the diamonds for yourself while pretending to share with your friends.

Our server is a safe space for all your embarrassing Minecraft mishaps and shady dealings. So come on, join us and let your skeletons out of the closet (or should we say, out of the mineshaft)!