funny writing – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

MineCraftyMe Server
American, Be me, boxers, brain-dead, cartoons, empty life, funny writing, highlight, malfunction, microchip, MineCraftyMe, Npc, original thought, PSD’s, Server, tiktok, works at clothing store, zombies, Zoomer
> Join our Minecraft server and escape the brain-dead NPC zombies of the real world! > We have custom-designed boxers in-game that will make you go “AYYYYOOOOOOOOOO!!! THEY GOT MINECRAFT BOXERS!!!” > Every time you log in, without fail, you will be greeted by the sight of hilarious boxers that will bring joy to your pixelated life. > Why settle for real-life zoomers when you can join our server and interact with fellow gamers who have functioning tiktok microchips in their heads? > Don’t let the empty life of real-world NPCs bring you down, come join us and experience a world where the highlight of your day is finding the perfect pair of virtual boxers.

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New Server IP
PartyPooperSigns
PartyPooperSigns
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a party that never ends…unless you want it to!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got secret underground dance parties, llama rodeos, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (seriously, it’s a thing).
But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the creepers want to join the fun. So come on over and leave those boring parties behind. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you see someone break out the macarena, then it’s definitely time to go.

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New Server IP
CraftyKremlin
Alliance, CraftyKremlin, defense cooperation, diplomatic spat, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Japan, joint drill, military alliance, military confrontation, military exercise, military maneuvers, naval exercise, protest, rebuff, russia, territorial dispute, US
so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

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New Server IP
VGS SMP
Active, anti cheats, backups, building, Chaos, Community, Friendly, Griefing, Ip:, Land claiming, mature audience, multiplayer, No Griefing, Peaceful, Protection, rules, Server, Survival, THRIVING, Vanilla
Tired of griefing and chaos? Join our peaceful Minecraft SMP! Experience a vanilla-focused world with land claiming, anti-cheats, and frequent backups. Let’s build a thriving community together.
Server ip – 13.234.39.206
13.234.39.206

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New Server IP
CassiCraft
CassiCraft, Fun, Minecraft, Server, Survival, survival mode
Welcome to cassicraft. On this server, we have a survival mode, which you can have a lot of fun with, with all the things we offer.
mc.cassicraft.com

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Welcome to the chaotic city of Reno, NV where PVP meets parkour, heists and…custom shops? Just another day with 120+ members!

and…custom, Armored Truck Guards, Businesses, chaotic, Chief of Police, city, Crews, Custom Shops, Day, Eco, Founder Halo, Government, HEISTS, Mayor, meets, members, minecraft for windows, mobile, Parkour, PvP, RENO, Roleplay, Shops, Switch, Whitelist, Xbox

Minecraft Server Overview

Overview
City of Reno, Nevada
120+ Members, ran for over 3 years
Active Police + Fire Department Team
Active Criminal Groups
Quests
Gambling
Highly Detailed Jobs
Detailed Cars, Helicopters, Bikes
Player Ran Economy And Government
Parkour Challenges
Large Map
Plots
Active, Supportive Community
Highly Detailed Heists, Legal Jobs, and many other criminal activities
Events!
Special Roles (ex: Armored Truck Guards, Mayor, Chief of Police etc.)
So Much More!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	We accept people who are on Xbox, Mobile, Minecraft for Windows, or Switch.
How can I join?	Send a request to either BabyHalo#5944 on Xbox or bunnylua101 on Discord.

BuildCraft Minecraft Server
2020, America, BuildCraft, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, donald trump, election, election 2020, MAGA, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, president trump, REPUBLICAN, Republican National Committee, republican party, Republican President, Server, trump 2020, Trump administration, Trump Pence, Trump Rally, Trump supporters, Trump train, TRUMP WON, Trump2020, united states, Usa, Victory, Vote, White House
JoinCome join us in this amazing Minecraft server, where you can build your own world! Our server has the best plugins and the most fun mini-games you can imagine! We have a giant roller coaster, a water park, and even a petting zoo with real-life animals! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers have a sense of humor! Come join us and have a blast!

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New Server IP
Gogeta Super Supper Super Minecraft SMP Saiyan God Sniper Saiyan Level 4
Anime, battle, dragon ball z, epic fight, Fusion, fusion dance, GOD, gogeta, Legendary, LEVEL, Minecraft, Overpowered, Powerful, Saiyan, Saiyan Level 4, smp, sniper, Strongest, Super, Super Saiyan God, Super Supper, Supper, transformation, Ultimate form, Unstoppable, warrior
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Gogeta Super Supper Super Saiyan God Sniper Saiyan Level 4 running around, causing chaos and making everyone else look like total noobs.
Join us if you dare, but be warned – you’ll have to face off against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Can you handle the power of a Super Saiyan in diamond armor? Can you out-snipe a god? Can you even comprehend what a Super Supper Super Saiyan is?
If you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world, then come on over and try your luck. But don’t say we didn’t warn you – things are about to get wild.

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New Server IP
ExWifeVsHubbyMCDecisionz
blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict, Consultation, custody, custody arrangement, DAUGHTER, Decisions, ex wife, ExWifeVsHubbyMCDecisionz, family dynamics, Fatherhood, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Stepfather, trip planning
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating co-parenting with your ex-wife and her new husband, Matthew.
Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, the real challenge here is trying to assert your authority as a father figure in your daughter’s life while dealing with the constant interference of Matthew. Will you be able to win back your daughter’s love and respect, or will you be overshadowed by the new “dad” in town?
But that’s not all! Get ready for passive-aggressive text messages, heated arguments, and the ultimate showdown over custody arrangements. Can you handle the drama and come out on top, or will you be left in the dust as Matthew takes over your role as the main parent in your daughter’s life?
Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the tumultuous world of co-parenting in Minecraft. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have ex-wives and step-dads to battle against?

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New Server IP
MagicHills
Adventure, Anarchy, Architecture, Citybuild, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, Towny, Unique Features, Vanilla
MagicHills.de is a Minecraft citybuild server that stands out from other servers with its unique features and custom content. The focus is on building and designing your own cities, but what’s special are the custom items and plugins that expand and personalize the gaming experience.
Thanks to special plugins, MagicHills.de offers a variety of functions that are not available on conventional Minecraft servers. This allows players to use exclusive items, gain special abilities or access unique game mechanics designed specifically for this server. This gives the classic city build principle a new dimension and ensures a varied and creative gaming experience.
The server is aimed at players who enjoy building their own city, participating in an active community and being surprised by new, innovative content.
MagicHills.de

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New Server IP

Atlantis – Where even the creepers wear SPF 50!

Atlantis, CREEPERS, Discord, Grief Prevention, Land Claims, Safe, SPF, Vanilla, wear, Whitelisted

Atlantis Minecraft Server

Server Type	Whitelisted Vanilla Server with Grief Prevention
Features	Forever land claims, No server wipes
Join Discord	https://discord.gg/Y3GrqkC8Fg

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted. You can apply for access on our Discord server.
Does the server have grief prevention features?	Yes, the server has grief prevention features to ensure your builds remain safe.
Are there any server wipes?	No, the server will never wipe, ensuring your creations are safe for years to come.