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  • MineCraftyMe Server

    MineCraftyMe Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 3388
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 5083
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    > Join our Minecraft server and escape the brain-dead NPC zombies of the real world! > We have custom-designed boxers in-game that will make you go “AYYYYOOOOOOOOOO!!! THEY GOT MINECRAFT BOXERS!!!” > Every time you log in, without fail, you will be greeted by the sight of hilarious boxers that will bring joy to your pixelated life. > Why settle for real-life zoomers when you can join our server and interact with fellow gamers who have functioning tiktok microchips in their heads? > Don’t let the empty life of real-world NPCs bring you down, come join us and experience a world where the highlight of your day is finding the perfect pair of virtual boxers.

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  • Tiny, cozy Minecraft server to make new friends at, 1.16.5 Vanilla SMP

    Tiny, cozy Minecraft server to make new friends at, 1.16.5 Vanilla SMP
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 6558
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 1393
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

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    Matee Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    I’ve created a small smp server where people can play together, form friendships and have fun! As far as the rules go, it’s simple: don’t destroy or steal others’ stuff and be nice, then you can expect the same from others. You can login at mateeeminecraft.uk.to. If you don’t keep to the simple rules I’ve set here, expect to be banned.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? Yes, you can join the server by logging in at mateeeminecraft.uk.to.
    What are the rules of the server? The rules are simple: don’t destroy or steal others’ stuff and be nice to others.
    What happens if I break the rules? If you break the rules, you can expect to be banned from the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Krafty Krauts

    Krafty Krauts
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 4977
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Farms Harvested: 722 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Dimension Hops: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and discover the secret world of Germans in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right – Germans in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to interact with virtual Germans, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in wacky German-themed events. From sausage eating contests to lederhosen fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a hidden underground beer garden on the server where you can party with pixelated Oktoberfest revelers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see for yourself if Germans really do Minecraft better! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rosenblatt-fags RAGE QUIT Minecraft

    Rosenblatt-fags RAGE QUIT Minecraft
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 2718
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Runes Activated: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Endless Legions Commanded: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, talking creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Minecraft genie.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OrbitMC: Where the only spice is in our semi-vanilla, and the whitelisted block parties get active!

    OrbitMC: Where the only spice is in our semi-vanilla, and the whitelisted block parties get active!
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 6809
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Magic Items Found: 4951
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Ores Mined: 706
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Overview

    Server Name OrbitMC
    Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
    Season 1st Season
    Staff Team Active and dedicated

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join OrbitMC? Check out our Linktree for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, whitelist yourself to start playing.
    Is there an active staff team on OrbitMC? Yes, we have an active staff team working to ensure the best experience for players.
    What kind of community can I expect on OrbitMC? We have a fun and positive community of players just like you!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Lazy & Unproductive

    Lazy & Unproductive
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 6649
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 84 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us 24/7 for non-stop fun and chaos!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie pigmen! It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, flying pigs, and a giant chicken riding a creeper. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. If you can defeat him in combat, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Chaos: Where Happiness and Despair Collide

    Crafty Chaos: Where Happiness and Despair Collide
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 2223
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the daily tedium of wagie work and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding your virtual bike through fields of wheat that smell so good, you’ll swear you can actually smell them through your screen. Explore mansions with gardens filled with unique flowers that will make you forget all about your real-life struggles.

    But beware, because on this server, you may find yourself feeling both tranquil and happy, and in despair and hopelessness at the same time. Just like our player who struggles with conflicting emotions, you too can experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide.

    So come on, join us and let’s ride our bikes through shaded riverbanks, pick elderberry flowers to make lemonade, and embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft. Who knows, you may even find yourself loving this virtual world so much that you’ll never want to leave. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible, even stronger meds for your conflicting emotions!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ———– skyland ———– version-.1.20 Minecraft server

    ———– skyland ———– version-.1.20 Minecraft server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 2564
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Potions Brewed: 162
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server “———- skyland ———– version-.1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    skyland.mclan.ru

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  • TechNut: Where builders and technical wizards unite to survive the vanilla madness!

    TechNut: Where builders and technical wizards unite to survive the vanilla madness!
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 9334
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

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    What Is Technut?

    Technut is a Minecraft server consisting of players who are experienced in the building/technical sides of Minecraft and take satisfaction from our high standards of projects and accomplishments in the game.
    Our server is extremely community-based, with huge projects and events, in which everyone plays a big part to bring together.
    Technut is a Whitelist only server, meaning we can choose who we think would fit best in our server to allow for a positive and creative, close-knit community & overall experience.
    While our server focusses on the Vanilla aspects of the game, we have introduced 1.21 Experimental items as well as carpet mod for server quality of life.

    When did the server start/reset?

    Technut First opened it’s doors on 20th March 2024!

    What type of players are we looking for?

    We are looking for players with a high amount of motivation and dedication for high effort and long-term projects, as well as players who show a strong drive for community interaction and love the more technical side of Minecraft, whether it be through building or redstone/farming & machinery.

    How can I apply?

    Apply through our website here: https://technutserver.wixsite.com/technut/team-3-1 & see our current projects and dynmap!
    Or, join our discord here: https://discord.gg/MgPVcJpnxB!

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  • SchizoCraft: Don’t Skip the Cute Girl!

    SchizoCraft: Don’t Skip the Cute Girl!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 8895
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 175 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by a cute schizo girl who will keep you on your toes! Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events, like when she accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns or when she built a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues on our server. So come join us and see what kind of craziness this schizo girl will come up with next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rambley’s Raccoon Rave: Indigo Park Edition!

    Rambley’s Raccoon Rave: Indigo Park Edition!
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 812
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 717452 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Gods Slained: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Rambley the Raccoon! That’s right, this mischievous little critter will be your guide on a wild adventure through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Indigo Park, where you can ride roller coasters made of diamonds, swim in pools of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe), and battle giant mutant chickens for epic loot.

    So why wait? Join us now and let Rambley lead you on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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