funny writing – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

MineCraftyMe Server

American, Be me, boxers, brain-dead, cartoons, empty life, funny writing, highlight, malfunction, microchip, MineCraftyMe, Npc, original thought, PSD’s, Server, tiktok, works at clothing store, zombies, Zoomer

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the brain-dead NPC zombies of the real world! > We have custom-designed boxers in-game that will make you go “AYYYYOOOOOOOOOO!!! THEY GOT MINECRAFT BOXERS!!!” > Every time you log in, without fail, you will be greeted by the sight of hilarious boxers that will bring joy to your pixelated life. > Why settle for real-life zoomers when you can join our server and interact with fellow gamers who have functioning tiktok microchips in their heads? > Don’t let the empty life of real-world NPCs bring you down, come join us and experience a world where the highlight of your day is finding the perfect pair of virtual boxers.

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New Server IP
Eternal Legacy MC

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

Eternal Legacy is a Minecraft Geopolitical Role-Play server where players build nations, cultures, and societies. Features include an economy system, jobs, strategic resources, dynamic towns, war mechanics, custom gameplay like seasons, events, unique enchants, and player-driven growth. Join us and forge your Eternal Legacy! https://discord.gg/a86qDKuPAx

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New Server IP
Celestia Network

adventurers, bedrock, Celestia Network, challenge, Classes, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Economy, Enhancements, epic quests, Experience, Fun, Growing, java, MCMMO, mmorpg, Players, smp, Survival, unique items, Vanilla

Join us at Celestia Network! Explore two exciting game modes tailored for every type of player. In MMORPG, dive into a world full of custom features like classes, unique items, and epic quests, perfect for adventurers seeking a new challenge. Prefer the classic experience? Our SMP mode offers a near-vanilla survival experience with just the right amount of enhancements to keep things fresh. Whether you’re on Bedrock or Java (IP: celestiaph.xyz PORT: 19132), we welcome all players to join the fun. Choose your adventure and become part of our growing community on Celestia Network!

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New Server IP

Sylph-Tech

Beyond, Bosses, Chronicles, Create, Curseforge, Discord, dragons, Dungeons, Expert, expert-style, Explore, Friendly, germany, Journey, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, Modpack, Rituals, Server, smp, SylphTech

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Come join us on a journey through an expert-style Create focused modpack. While the focus is on Create, there are also lots of other types of gameplay elements such as magic and rituals, tons of bosses and dungeons to explore, and dragons to watch out for!

Helpful Links

Discord: Discord Server

Modpack: Modpack Download

Server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the modpack installed?	Yes, you can join the server without the modpack, but it is recommended to install it for the best experience.
Are there specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the Discord server or website for the rules.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is generally disabled to promote a cooperative gameplay environment, but there may be designated PvP areas or events.

Vast Crafters World 1.21.2

1.21.2, Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Crafters, ducks, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, OC material, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, vast, VOD archival, vtuber categories, vtuber community, vtuber discussion threads, vtuber tags, vtuber thread, vtuber threads, world

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is for all you indie vtuber fans out there who are into some wacky stuff. We’re talkin’ about those vtubers with at least 500 viewers, so you know they’re the real deal.

But wait, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got all the VIPs up in here, no matter what language they stream in. It’s like a melting pot of vtuber goodness, so get ready to have your mind blown.

Oh, and if you wanna shill your 499view oshi, go right ahead! We’re all about supporting those up-and-coming vtubers who are on the brink of greatness. Just make sure they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, ’cause we gotta keep it legit, ya know?

And hey, we’ve even got a whole list of top indie vtubers for you to check out. It’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and get ready for some wild vtuber adventures!

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New Server IP
Mom’s Mad Minecraft Server

AITA not listening mom relationship boyfriend city comfortable puppy friends respectful wings phd bachelor small business thief work family painful choose life, mad, Minecraft, moms, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as rocky as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building your dream castle.

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a break from family drama. Just like the OP’s mom, you can accuse your friends of stealing your precious diamonds or claim that your neighbor’s house is an eyesore. The possibilities are endless!

With a supportive community of players who understand the struggles of balancing love, work, and family, you’ll feel right at home on our server. Plus, our in-game business opportunities will have you and your virtual partner building an empire in no time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind. Who needs a mom who doesn’t approve of your virtual boyfriend when you can have a whole virtual world to explore?

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New Server IP
SonSideNoPunishAITA

adult responsibility, arcade games, behavior issues, Birthday Party, bowling alley, Communication Issues, discipline, group punishment, kids misbehaving, kids running around, lack of supervision, laser tag, not punishing, parenting, party guests, peer pressure, social dynamics, SonSideNoPunishAITA, taking sides

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t get kicked out for being too loud and rowdy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the wild and crazy kids who just want to have fun without being singled out.

Join us and experience the thrill of running down virtual bowling lanes, roughhousing with other players, and causing chaos in a respectful and self-controlled manner. Don’t worry about getting sent home, because on our server, everyone is part of the group of troublemakers!

Forget about boring parties at bowling alleys, come join us for a wild ride of fun and excitement. And remember, if anyone tries to kick you out, just tell them “it is the way it is” and keep on gaming!

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New Server IP
PartyPoopCraft

PartyPoopCraft

Tired of getting sweaty and sticky at parties and clubs? Join our Minecraft server where you can dance the night away without breaking a sweat! Our virtual dance floor is always bumpin’ with tunes that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, no creepy strangers hitting on you or spilling drinks on your pixelated outfit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bar, where you can order the craziest virtual cocktails and party with your friends until the sun comes up (or until your mom tells you to go to bed). And don’t worry about a hangover the next day, because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be nursing is your pet pig back to health.

So why waste your time at boring parties when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual nightlife you’ve ever seen? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like a block star!

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New Server IP
CraftyZelensky’s Server

accusations, arrogant lies, Conflict, CraftyZelenskys, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, hits out, international relations, Media, Politics, President Zelensky, press conference, response, Server, Slovakia, Slovakian PM, Statement, Truth, Ukraine, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelensky fighting slovakian pm in a epic battle of blocks and swords!!! watch as zelensky hits out at the arrogant lies of the slovakian pm while building crazy structures and battling mobs with your friends!!! join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!!!

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New Server IP
GreenlandSplitCraft

Alliance, Arctic, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Greenland, GreenlandSplitCraft, international relations, Négotiation, News, Politics, power play, putin, russia, splitting, state TV, Territory, trump, united states, world leaders

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can team up with putin and trump to split greenland? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what this server is all about! imagine building your own secret base in greenland with putin and trump as your neighbors. u can have epic battles with polar bears and mine for diamonds in the icy tundra. plus, there’s a special event where u can ride a polar bear into battle against evil snowmen. so come join us and let’s make greenland great again…or something like that.

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New Server IP
ADHD Craft: No Cardio Dysfunction

adhd, adolescent health, adult health, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Cardiac function, Cardio, cardiovascular dysfunction, Craft, Dysfunction, early adult, Echocardiographic evaluation, findings, heart health, late adolescent, long-term use, medical study, medication, medication safety, mental health, methylphenidate, research, study, Treatment

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this epic server, cuz get this, we got a study that says playing on our server with ur ADHD meds won’t mess up ur heart! like, how crazy is that? u can mine and craft all day long without worryin bout ur ticker givin out on u. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz ain’t no heart problems gonna stop us from havin a blast in this blocky world!

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