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MineCraftyMe Server

American, Be me, boxers, brain-dead, cartoons, empty life, funny writing, highlight, malfunction, microchip, MineCraftyMe, Npc, original thought, PSD’s, Server, tiktok, works at clothing store, zombies, Zoomer

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the brain-dead NPC zombies of the real world! > We have custom-designed boxers in-game that will make you go “AYYYYOOOOOOOOOO!!! THEY GOT MINECRAFT BOXERS!!!” > Every time you log in, without fail, you will be greeted by the sight of hilarious boxers that will bring joy to your pixelated life. > Why settle for real-life zoomers when you can join our server and interact with fellow gamers who have functioning tiktok microchips in their heads? > Don’t let the empty life of real-world NPCs bring you down, come join us and experience a world where the highlight of your day is finding the perfect pair of virtual boxers.

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Afghan society, Afghanistan, Afghanistan news, ap news, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Minecraft, public spaces, Server, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban policies, Taliban regime, TalibanCraft, women’s access to public spaces, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Towns Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3015	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

FoodTossinParentLOL

bullying, childhood obesity, emotional eating, family conflict, family dynamics, fast food, food choices, FoodTossinParentLOL, Healthy Eating, heart health, Junk Food, lifestyle habits, nursing home, nutrition, Nutritionist, obesity, parenting, processed foods, self-care, weight loss, whole food diet

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BELIEF, Convinced, Deceit, Deception, dumb, DumbBeliefz, Fabricated, false, Foolish, funny, gullible, hoax, JOKE, lie, Minecraft, misled, Naive, prank, Ridiculous, silly, smp, Tricked

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Villages Defended:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Ores Mined:	4809
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

MineCraftyLaughs

best comedy movie, comedy, comedy classic, Comedy film, comedy flick, comedy genre, comedy pick, comedy recommendation, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite comedy flick, favorite comedy movie, favorite film, favorite movie, film, funny, humor, Laughter, MineCraftyLaughs, Movie, top comedy movie

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Votes:	3768	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!

SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Advanced weaponry, China, Defense, defense strategy, Disaster, geopolitical tensions, investigation, Maritime, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, naval forces, Navy, nuclear submarine, SECURITY, Server, setback, Sinking, Submarine Technology, SubmarineCraft, Technology, Underwater

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	286026	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where China’s newest nuclear submarine sank? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? It’s all part of the crazy fun on this server! Join now to witness the wildest military modernization mishaps in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you explore the depths of the ocean where the submarine sank, but you can also build your own nuclear-powered base to defend against any unexpected sinkings. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and hilarity of this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!