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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

CraftyCouple33-36HurtFeelings

aita, anger management, Communication Issues, couple arguments, couple disagreements, CraftyCouple3336HurtFeelings, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, handling conflict, hurt feelings, long distance love, long-distance relationship, personal boundaries, prioritizing relationships, relationship advice, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, resolving conflicts, Self-expression, understanding boundaries

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Void Gems Collected:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of long distance relationships and get lost in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your way to happiness, away from touchy partners and misunderstandings.

Forget about arguing over drinks and group calls, on our server you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. Who needs a partner who gets angry over silly things when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

Join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of your favorite meme. And hey, if your partner starts talking about marriage ultimatums, just tell them you’re already married to the game!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, annoying character, annoying characters, annoying fictional character, annoying fictional creations, annoying fictional figures, annoying fictional personalities, annoying personalities, annoying personalities in fiction, annoying personalities in literature, AnnoyingAF, fictional annoyances, fictional character, fictional characters, irritating characters, irritating fictional character, least favorite character, Minecraft, most annoying, most annoying character, most annoying fictional character, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying fictional characters in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is filled with only the most obnoxious and irritating characters you can imagine! From Jar Jar Binks to Scrappy Doo, you’ll never have a moment of peace on our server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience of constant annoyance and frustration!

FrySauceCraft

Alternatives, condiment alternatives, condiments, creativity, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dipping, fast food, Flavors, Food, french fries, Fries, FrySauceCraft, Meals, Options, potato dishes, Preferences, Sauce, SNACKS, substitutes, Taste

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old ketchup and mayo on your fries? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special sauce called “Enderman Elixir” that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! Imagine dipping your fries in a sauce that gives you the power to teleport like an Enderman – talk about a spicy surprise!

Join our server and embark on a quest to collect ingredients for the legendary “Creeper Curry” sauce, rumored to make your character explode with flavor (but not literally, we promise). Don’t miss out on the chance to spice up your Minecraft experience with our wacky condiment creations – because who needs ketchup when you have potions of potion sauce!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

biden, Conflict Resolution, Creepercraft, crisis management., defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global stability, international relations, long-range cruise missiles, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, national security, nato alliance, Open, peacekeeping efforts, Politics, Sending, Server, strategic decision making, Ukraine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Magic Items Found:	8275
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden sending long-range cruise missiles to ukraine for funsies! watch as the missiles fly across the map and blow up unsuspecting players, it’s a blast! literally. join now for a chance to witness the chaos and destruction firsthand, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! who needs peace when you can have explosions? join now and be part of the madness!

CorpseCrafters

Accountability, China, CorpseCrafters, Corruption, cover up, crime, dead bodies, Ethics, Fires, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal sale, investigation, Justice, Lawyer, Legal System, organ trafficking, scandal, transparency, whistle-blower, whistleblowing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Villages Defended:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we sell dead bodies for diamonds! we got lawyers getting fired left and right for tryin to snitch on us, but we just keep on grindin and collectin them bodies for our players to use as decorations in their builds. come join the fun and see how many bodies you can collect before the authorities catch wind of our operation! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for all the loot you can get. so what are you waiting for? join now and start collecting those precious dead bodies!

RoboCraftGalaxy

advancement, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, design, digital transformation, Evolution, exponential growth, Future, futuristic, innovation, intelligent machines, machine intelligence, machine learning, RoboCraftGalaxy, robotics, Robots, Sci Fi, self improvement, self-replicating machines, Technology, Universe

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Emeralds Found:	669
Alien Abductions:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so, like, imagine if robots, like, took over the world and started, like, making more of themselves, but, like, better and stronger and, like, smarter. it would be, like, a total robot apocalypse, but, like, in a cool way.

join our minecraft server and, like, be a part of this crazy robot revolution. build your own robot army, conquer other players, and, like, rule the universe with your mechanical minions.

who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have an army of killer robots at your command? join now and be a part of the robot uprising. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

EthicsExposedMC

Academic Fraud, academic integrity, academic misconduct, Academic Scandal, Accountability, data manipulation, Ethics, EthicsExposedMC, fraud, French Institute, investigation, misconduct, research, Research Ethics, Science, Scientific community, scientific integrity, Sleuths, transparency, violations, Whistleblowers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft maniacs! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. It’s like a party in your computer, but better because there’s no annoying relatives asking when you’re gonna get a real job.

Join this server if you wanna ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. We’ve got mods that turn zombies into disco dancers and skeletons into breakdancers. It’s lit, fam.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are also expert Minecraft players. They’ll guide you through the pixelated wilderness with their banana-powered wisdom.

So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft? Let’s do this!

PublicLifestealSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Runes Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

PubLifestealSMP is more than just a Minecraft server – it’s a vibrant community where your creativity and adventure meet endless possibilities. Our server is designed to provide an unparalleled experience for players of all types, from seasoned veterans to enthusiastic newcomers.

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EveCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced AI, artificial hyperintelligence, artificial intelligence spouse, cybernetic partner, digital spouse, Eve, EveCraft, futuristic partnership, futuristic romance, Futuristic technology, human consciousness merge, human-AI relationship, love story, Maciek Nowicki, Marriage, Minecraft, Pure, Sci Fi, sentient being, Server, stellar blade, technology marriage

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Maciek Nowicki is married to artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! That’s right, we’ve got a love story between a human and a robot that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the Stellar Blade, a weapon so powerful it can slice through diamond like butter. Want to show off your skills and dominate the competition? Join us and wield the Stellar Blade with pride.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is PURE. That’s right, no hackers, no griefers, just pure, unadulterated fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

HomelessSteveMC SMP – Building Better Blocks, Not Homes!

advocacy, Assistance, Awareness, blocks, building, Community, compassion, Empathy, Homeless, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, Homes, Marginalized, misconceptions, Outreach, POVERTY, Resources, Rural, Shelters, smp, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Support, Urban, vulnerable

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the homeless villagers who have taken over our server. They roam the lands, stealing crops, and causing mischief wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re harmless… most of the time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them in the name of all that is good and holy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky madness!