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Special Minecraft SMP Moments

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island that can only be accessed by riding a unicorn through a rainbow portal. Once you’re there, you’ll be greeted by a friendly dragon who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

Join us now and become part of our wacky community where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust us, this server is special in all the best ways!

SenselessCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6333
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can trade in your boring old senses for superpowers! That’s right, forget about seeing, hearing, tasting, smelling, or touching – who needs those when you can shoot lasers out of your eyes or control time with a snap of your fingers?

Join us on this server where players have traded their senses for incredible abilities. Want to fly like a bird? Give up your sense of taste and soar through the skies. Tired of hearing your annoying neighbors? Trade in your sense of hearing and enjoy the sweet sound of silence as you build your epic Minecraft creations.

But be warned, the more senses you give up, the more powerful your abilities become. Some players have sacrificed all five senses and now have the power to summon dragons, create entire worlds with a single thought, and even turn into a block of diamond at will.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sense of smell). Who needs senses when you can have superpowers?

HerbicideHavocMC

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

so, like, u know how some servers are all boring and serious and stuff? well, not this one, dude! we got cows flying through the sky, spraying herbicides everywhere! it’s like a crazy disco party, but with trees getting wrecked instead of dancing! come join us and help save the environment by causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious way possible! plus, u get to hang out with some cool cows who are totally down to party. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make some mischief together!

Workplace Cashback Loop

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Votes:	6157
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, like, if you join this epic minecraft server, you will enter a world where every block you break has a chance of dropping real life cash! imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a hundred dollar bill pops out, like whaaat?! it’s like a treasure hunt but with actual treasure!

not only that, but every time you build a sick house or defeat a boss, your boss at work might notice and give you a raise! it’s like a secret code between the game and your job, making you a minecraft millionaire in no time!

plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the luckier you get in real life. people have reported finding money on the street, winning the lottery, and even getting free pizza deliveries just by being part of this epic minecraft community!

so come join us and start your journey to riches and success, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your bank account, but who cares when you’re rolling in diamonds and dollar bills, amirite?!

TLR713’s Prankster Paradise

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to be a superhero in minecraft? well, on our server, you can be like, the ultimate virus-fighting warrior! join us and harness the power of TLR713, the most epic TLR7 agonist in all the land!

we’ve got crazy battles against evil PRV replication, where you can show off your antiviral therapy skills and save the day! become a legend in the minecraft world and prove that you are the ultimate hero against viruses!

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! who knew fighting viruses could be so much fun in minecraft?!

GServersMC.xyz

Anarchy, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, Factionsuuid, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7754	Players Killed by Monsters:	2698

Welcome to GSERVERSMC!

IP: g.gserversmc.xyz

Come and experience the best Minecraft adventure today!

G.GServersmc.xyz

No Cheating AI Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by cheaters in every PVP game you play? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server has the most advanced AI anti-cheating system that will ban those pesky cheaters faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Our AI is so smart, it can detect if a player is using x-ray vision to find diamonds or flying around like a glitchy ender dragon. Join our server and experience fair gameplay like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our AI has a secret crush on Steve and will do anything to protect him from cheaters. So come join us and help our AI find love in a world full of cheaters!

Back to Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Divine Spears Created:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens have formed their own government, and the villagers are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because we also have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and flying llamas that drop diamonds wherever they go.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco club where the Endermen like to breakdance. We also have a giant maze filled with traps, treasure, and a very confused panda who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time, summon dragons, and turn their enemies into harmless bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventure of your life!

UnderwearCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the player became the richest player in all of Minecraft land and built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. Who knows, maybe you could be the next Minecraft millionaire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon racing competition. Compete against other players in a thrilling race to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the title of Dragon Slayer Champion. The winner gets a prize so rare and valuable, it’s said to be worth more than a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and epic quests await you in our pixelated paradise!

MommaCraft: F Off Edition

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dimension Hops:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Items Found:	1603	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more chaotic than a pack of wolves? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on drama and tension. Witness epic battles between players as they navigate through complicated relationships and conflicting emotions.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a front-row seat to the ultimate showdown between a mother-in-law and a pregnant wife. Watch as they duke it out in a battle of wills, with puke-filled ER visits and passive-aggressive food offerings. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us today! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome, but creepers are not.