| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2827 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3204 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 39 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6388 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4808 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5724 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8361 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8078 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4459 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 2517 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8080 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
