Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to track down whiteline anon and his dastardly short positions. Will you uncover his secret lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear? Or will you team up with other players to take him down once and for all?
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, participate in wacky minigames, and even run your own virtual business. Who needs the stock market when you can become a virtual millionaire in our crazy Minecraft world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Just watch out for those sneaky short sellers…
Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.
Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!
So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).
Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual feathers! Or take part in our annual lava diving competition, where the bravest players can win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of emeralds and diamonds, just waiting to be mined by the lucky few who can find it. Will you be the one to strike it rich?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you have to worry about is whether your virtual pet pig will eat all your virtual carrots. Nintendo can’t touch us here!
Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?
Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!
So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic builds, and the occasional llama rampage. Who needs real-life investments when you can invest your time in creating the ultimate base and dodging creepers instead?
So come on, forget about your financial woes and join us on our server where the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep because you can’t stop playing! Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain to your friends how you fell for a scheme called “APU”.
Our server is so epic, even the toughest of players will shed a tear at the sight of our beautiful creations. We have towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and even a roller coaster that will make you question reality itself.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our virtual world, you’ll uncover the secrets of the universe. Some say that diamonds are just the beginning, and that there are treasures beyond your wildest dreams waiting to be discovered.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new family of blocky characters who will never judge you for forgetting to look at your baby during delivery.
Picture this: your stepbrother’s wedding is ruined because his fiancée is jealous of your daughter’s close relationship with him. She accuses you of “pi*ping out your daughter” and even suggests some creepy child bride scenario. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!
But wait, there’s more! The bride’s mother blames you for her daughter’s panic attacks and insists that your daughter should have never worn white. It’s a fashion faux pas turned into a full-blown meltdown!
Join our server for all the juicy gossip, outrageous accusations, and family feuds you could ever want. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
our server is, like, the only place where u can experience this wild adventure of being an alien in minecraft. we have crazy cool mods that let u fly through space, battle other aliens, and even abduct unsuspecting players.
join us and explore the galaxy, make new alien friends, and maybe even start a intergalactic war. who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans u’ll get into on our server. come on, what are u waiting for? be an alien in minecraft and let the chaos begin!
IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD SHIZZ, DIS SERVER BE DA PLACE TO BE! WE GOT OXYGEN LEVELS GOIN’ THROUGH DA ROOF, AIN’T NOBODY KNOWS WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT! JOIN US FOR DA ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME, WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
We have:
1)? Anarchy with an auction: Unleash your creative imagination, because with us you can build everything you dreamed of or destroy other people’s dreams. Use the auction to buy the necessary items or sell unnecessary ones to become the richest!
? Quests and PvP system: You will find many tasks that will allow you to feel the spirit of adventure. Hunt monsters, fish and much more! And if you are strong on an ace, then our PvP system guarantees an unforgettable immersion in battles, just like at ChTZ.
? Clans: Team up with your friends and create the most powerful clan on the server. Use your teamwork skills to become local authorities!
2) ? Skyblock with a quest system and island upgrades: Rise to the skies and create your own island in the clouds! Dive into amazing quests, discover new opportunities and build the most trumps heavenly kingdom.
3)? Grief Mode: We offer you to plunge into unbridled lawlessness and absolute freedom of action. Here you can grief other tramps, and enjoy it!
4) ? Mini-games: Our server also offers exciting mini-games such as Bedwars, Skywars and Castlewars. Take up the challenge and compete with other players!
Experience unforgettable emotions, explore unique opportunities and become a local boss on our powerful Minecraft server! Join us today and plunge into incredible adventures!
mine.cybermine.pro
The current map is from February 2020. New 1.17 map! Updated to 1.18.1.Map updated to 1.19!Map update to 1.20.1!Map updated to 2.21
If you are looking for a vintage survival server running on basic plugins and grief prevention, this is the place for you!
j-c-h.apexmc.co
| Server Name | Basovia |
| Overview | Server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure on a 2km x 2km island/small continent |
| Discord Server | Join Discord |
| Dynmap | View Dynmap |
| IP | 68.71.47.77:25793 |
| Mods | Download Mods* |
| Sign Pack | Download Sign Pack* |
* If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.
NOTE: Server has a memory leak, possibly related to Chisels and Bits.
The server project is centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure on a 2km x 2km island/small continent.
Yes, players can choose to live in a developed area and help it grow, or start a community in a rural region and build a large city away from the developed areas.
You can join the server Discord by clicking on the Discord invite link.
Yes, you can view the Dynmap by clicking on the Dynmap link.
If the mod downloads are not working, you can join the Discord server and download them from the #infos channel.
The IP address and port for the server are 68.71.47.77:25793.