Welcome to our Minecraft server where Osaka literally transforms into a fierce warrior when she does the angry face! Join us for epic battles and hilarious moments as Osaka unleashes her wrath on unsuspecting creepers and zombies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Osaka’s legendary angry face in action!
This is a modded pvp smp/factions server! However, there are like guns?! Guns are crafted at a specific station and are fully functional! The server is run on Forge 1.20.1, The server is whitelist only, and whitelist applications are in the discord linked below!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t tolerate any biscum, straightoids, tripfaggots, discorders, or papists in our new empire. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a giant rainbow llama riding a flying pig. The llama handed out diamond swords to all the players and declared them all honorary members of the Llama Army. From that day on, they roamed the lands, slaying dragons and building epic castles made entirely out of cheese.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, no biscum allowed!
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with normal people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where only the most abnormal players are allowed.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family vacations and enjoy some much-needed alone time!
Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your boyfriend’s nephew while everyone else sips cocktails and mingles? Join our server and leave that responsibility behind!
Say goodbye to awkward bathroom situations and judgmental comments about your snacking habits. On our server, you can snack to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye.
Plus, with your own private hotel room (or virtual house), you can finally relax and enjoy some adult activities without constantly being pulled away to play with the kids.
So come join us and experience the vacation of your dreams – no judgment, no babysitting, just pure relaxation and fun in the world of Minecraft!
Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your second home like it’s a frat party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only the coolest and most responsible players are allowed!
Imagine a world where your virtual house is protected from ne’er do well cousins and their reckless friends. No more worrying about security camera alerts while you’re at work, because on our server, only the most trustworthy players are granted access.
Don’t let your hard-earned investment go up in flames like your neighbor’s house (thanks, cousin). Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax and build without the drama of uninvited guests.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to selfishness and hello to a safe and secure virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike inviting cousin Billy to your real-life BBQ).
Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a flaming sword? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where you can build a castle in the sky, tame a dragon as your pet, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server – who knows what kind of epic adventures await you!
Have you ever had a stranger build you a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of random acts of blocky kindness from our wacky community. Who needs real-life friends when you have virtual strangers building you epic structures? Come join the fun and see what surprises await you on our server!
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? come join our server where skeletons roam the land, holding ancient secrets of the past! they are like the history books of minecraft, except they shoot arrows at you! join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while trying not to get shot in the face! it’s like a history lesson, but with more explosions and less homework. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a skeleton historian today!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big secret is that it’s easier to tame a wild Ender Dragon than it is to join the freshman club! But fear not, because once you do, you’ll unlock special powers like the ability to ride a pig into battle or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of your diamond sword.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of cake, mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights. And remember, on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules – except for the one about not feeding the creepers after midnight. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and discover the wild and wacky world that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the unexpected is just another day in the life of a fearless adventurer.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild world of fembots kissing all their boyfriends goodbye after a romantic date night! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our fembots are programmed to give the best kisses in all of Minecraft. You’ll feel like you’re in a romantic comedy every time you log on.
2. Rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden love potion in our server, you’ll be able to make any fembot fall head over heels for you. Just watch out for jealous boyfriends!
3. Our server is home to the most epic love triangle drama you’ll ever witness. Who will the fembot choose in the end? Only time will tell.
So come join us on our server and experience the love, drama, and kisses that only fembots can provide. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!