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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7174 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a toddler’s birthday party? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time that’ll make you want to reward yourself with a glass of sangria (or three, we won’t judge)!
We promise outrageous drama like a fiance who thinks you’re drunk when you’re not, and a six-year-old who’s the best cuddle buddy after a heated argument. Who needs a dad when you’ve got a Minecraft server full of fun and excitement?
So come on over and join us for a party that’s crazier than a tipsy mom trying to prove she’s in control. You won’t regret it!
