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NoSeatForKidsCraft

balance, blisters, child, child-free, disabled, Elderly, EMBARRASSMENT, ENTITLEMENT, giving up seat, long journey, NoSeatForKidsCraft, parents, pet peeve, Pregnant, priority, public transport, public transportation, refusal, social etiquette, standing, Subway

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can assert your dominance and stand your ground? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to never give up their seat, even in virtual worlds!

Join our server and show everyone that you won’t be pushed around by entitled parents and their demanding children. Stand firm, even if you have virtual blisters on your feet (ouch!).

Don’t let anyone make you feel like the bad guy for prioritizing your own comfort and journey. Join us and be the hero who doesn’t give in to societal pressure. Are you the Asshole? Not on our server!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

HateCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	90

Do you hate when people build ugly dirt houses in Minecraft? Do you cringe at the sight of someone using cobblestone for everything? Well, then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, because let’s face it, nobody wants to look at that eyesore while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will haunt your dreams if you dare to build something hideous on our server. So come join us and show off your building skills, or risk facing the wrath of the legendary Herobrine!

BlockyBetrayal

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, broken trust, Cheating, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend, Cheating husband, cheating partner, cheating spouse, cheating wife, Deception, discovering infidelity, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Love Lost, painful discovery, relationship problems, relationships, Trust, unfaithful partner

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	2439
Enchantments Applied:	230	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting cheated on again! Why? Because our server is filled with loyal and trustworthy players who would never betray you like that. In fact, we have a special plugin that alerts you if anyone on the server is even thinking about cheating on you in real life. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of protection on any other server.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are experts at catching cheaters. They will peck anyone who tries to cheat on you, ensuring that your love life remains drama-free in the Minecraft world.

So come join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a community that has your back, no matter what. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NATOWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Medvedev, Military, Minecraft, nato, NATOWarzone, opposition, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	72

so, liek, u no how russia’s medvedev is all liek “if ukraine join nato, we go to war”? well, dis server is liek dat, but with less war and more blocky fun! join dis server and u can build ur own nato alliance or start a war with ur frenemies! we got crazy mods dat let u do all sorts of wacky stuff, like ride pigs into battle or turn ur enemies into chickens! plus, our community is so lit, u’ll never wanna leave! come join da madness and see for urself! who needs nato when u got dis epic minecraft server?!

CraftyJohnny1000

Abuse, accusations, allegations, Celebrities, CraftyJohnny1000, entertainment industry, Exploitation, investigation, J-pop, Japan, Johnny Kitagawa, Justice, Men, misconduct, Music (Industry), scandal, sexual abuse, Support, survivors, Trauma, Victims

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a party but in minecraft!!! we got so many cool builds and u can make ur own house and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground disco club where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u hear about the time when a player found a diamond block that granted them three wishes? they wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of cake. now they’re the richest player on the server and everyone wants to be their friend.

and don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players teamed up to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. they were hailed as heroes and now have their own statue in the town square.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the craziest adventures ever! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA.

KetchupSucks vs IHateKetchup

Argument, assertion, BELIEF, Claim, Contention, debate, disagreement, dislike, fact, IHateKetchup, Interpretation, ketchup, KetchupSucks, Objective, opinion, perspective, Statement, Subjective, Truth, Viewpoint

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	193	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Crops Grown:	3940	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRIAN WOULD BE JEALOUS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A CREEPER’S HEAD! TRUE STORY, BRO! AND THAT’S NOT ALL, WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE AND SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! WHO NEEDS A DOG WHEN YOU HAVE THAT, RIGHT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

CraftyCureDepressions

amitriptyline, antidepressant medications, antidepressants, behavioral activation, cognitive behavioral therapy, CraftyCureDepressions, depression treatment, evidence-based treatments, holistic approach., JAMA review, medication management, mental health, mental health care, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, psychological therapies, Psychotherapy, randomized clinical trials, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, Therapy options, tricyclic antidepressants

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5350	New Chunks Explored:	730029
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna cure ur depression cuz we got more dan 20 antidepressants in da game! just pop a virtual pill and u’ll be feelin’ fine in no time! we also offer therapy sessions with our in-game counselors who specialize in behavioral activation. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis crazy cure for ur sadness! come join da fun and leave ur depression behind!

JavaJolt Minecraft Server

Addictive, aroma, aroma therapy, bold flavor, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, dark coffee, DELICIOUS, ENERGIZE, Fragrance, indulgence, JavaJolt, long-lasting, Minecraft, morning, NUTTY, Relaxation, rich aroma, scent, sensory experience, Server, Wake Up

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server will make you nut every time the fragrance of dark coffee starts playing. Yes, you heard that right – we have coffee-scented Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine, build, and nut to your heart’s content. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join now for the ultimate caffeine-fueled adventure!

LuckyLouie’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

classic tv, comedy, Entertainment, forgotten comedies, Forgotten Gems, forgotten TV shows, HBO, humor, Lane, Louis C.K., Lucky Louie, LuckyLouies, Memory, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, Remembering, Server, Sitcom, stand up comedy, television, Throwback, tv show, underrated shows

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6956	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Crops Grown:	1890
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	122
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that you’ll forget Lucky Louie ever existed!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever holds it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color every time you shear it? Collect all the colors of the rainbow and become the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to gain entry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Lucky Louie when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

Bro’s GF Pays & Plays Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bros, brother, Chores, Cohabitation, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, freeloading, Girlfriend, guest etiquette, House, house rules, household expenses, living arrangement, living together, long-term stay, Minecraft, Pays, PLAYS, privacy, Server, shared space, Utilities

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like my brother’s girlfriend moving in without contributing!

Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about unexpected house guests taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without the fear of unwanted roommates showing up with suitcases.

Plus, our server is so big that you’ll never have to worry about sharing your space with anyone else. No more arguments over who cleans what or who pays for utilities – it’s all about building and exploring in peace.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who doesn’t overstay her welcome!