| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 8884 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3620 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1821 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6833 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | New Chunks Explored: | 790440 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2397 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5201 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 854 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7818 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7454 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 119 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3534 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 182 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1493 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5983 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4948 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
