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Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	128772	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Villages Defended:	16

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	612

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	149
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Star Shards Collected:	143
Animals Bred:	75	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Enchantments Applied:	204	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Void Armor Forged:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

EmbraceTheCringe – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, EmbraceTheCringe, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, shame, smp, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being unapologetically weird is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Have you ever been shamed for your love of building giant statues of llamas or creating a house entirely made out of cake? Well, here, we celebrate your unique quirks and embrace the madness.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. From epic battles with flying pigs to underground dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re tired of conforming to society’s boring standards and want to let your freak flag fly, come join us and be a part of our eccentric community. Who knows, you might just find your tribe of fellow weirdos who will appreciate you for the glorious oddball that you are.

CraftInsomnia

avoiding caffeine, avoiding screens, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, exercise for better sleep, herbal remedies, insomnia, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep aids, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep remedies, sleep schedule, sleep tips, sleeplessness, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	504	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Join our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so hilarious that they’ll have you laughing all night long! Our creepers tell the best jokes, the zombies breakdance, and the skeletons have a stand-up comedy routine that’s to die for. Plus, our Ender Dragon is a master at playing the kazoo – you won’t want to miss it! So if you’re looking for a sleepless night filled with laughter and fun, come join us on our wacky Minecraft server!

HanwhaCraft: Romanian Armor Factory

aerospace, aerospace and defense, aerospace giant, armor, armored vehicle, armored vehicle factory, begin.., Defense, FACTORY, GIANT, Hanwha, Hanwha Aerospace, HanwhaCraft, Korean, Korean aerospace, Korean aerospace and defense, Korean defense, Romania, Romanian, vehicle factory, work

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	5458	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Potions Brewed:	127	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

come join this epic minecraft server where we have korean aerospace and defense giant hanwha aerospace building armored vehicles in romania!!! why would you want to miss out on that??? imagine driving around in a tank while fighting off creepers and zombies, all thanks to hanwha aerospace!!! plus, rumor has it that if you join the server, you might even get a free tank to use in the game!!! don’t be a square, join now and experience the ultimate armored vehicle adventure in minecraft!!!