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CrazyCrafted SMP: Wut’s Ur Wildest?

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3790
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Runes Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have plenty of crazy stories to tell! Like that one time when a group of creepers formed a dance troupe and performed a synchronized explosion routine. Or when a herd of pigs started a rebellion against the cows and took over the entire farm. And let’s not forget the time when a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers. So if you’re looking for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Sick-Free Squad: Share Your Secrets!

Secrets, Share, SickFree, squad

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of getting sick every time a zombie sneezes on you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to boost your immune system with our magical potion of invincibility! Join us and never worry about catching a cold again, unless it’s a diamond cold because those are just too rare to resist! So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing contagious is the laughter and good times!

BalticBlockParty

air defence, Alliance, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, cooperation, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, Eastern flank, European, joint effort, LATVIA, Military, nato, Poland, Protection, regional security, Romania, SECURITY, solidarity, threat

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	9401	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, u know how Poland, Latvia, and Romania are all, like, freaking out about needing more air defence on NATO’s eastern flank? well, guess what, we got the solution! come join our EPIC Minecraft server and help us build the most INSANE air defence system ever seen in the virtual world! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a parallel universe where the bad guys are actually fluffy bunnies! join us now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, JOIN US!

Mystery Blood Group Server

antigens, Blood, blood group, Breakthrough, classification, discovery, donation, genetics, group, health, hematology, Identification, Laboratory, Medical, Mystery, new, rare, red blood cells, research, scientists, Server, study, Transfusion

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mines Excavated:	3079	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Crops Grown:	5132	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKIN’ ABOUT IT?! WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW BLOOD GROUP AFTER A 50-YEAR MYSTERY ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE PART OF THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, BUILD INSANE STRUCTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! ONLY THE TRUEST OF GAMERS CAN FIND IT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR?! JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS!

Happy Drinking Minecraft Server

alcohol, coping mechanism, Drinking, emotional well being, Escape, Expectation, Happiness, Happy, healing, Healing Process, Idle, mental health, Minecraft, Nourishment, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, self-medication, Server, stress relief, Therapy, time filler, time gap

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of feeling responsible and expected to do things in Minecraft? Do you just want to sit and idle without a care in the world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let the hours fly by as you drink your way to happiness. Our server is the ultimate time gap filler, allowing you to heal your virtual bones while enjoying a nice cold beverage. Who needs responsibilities when you can just relax and have a good time?

So come on over and join us for a drink (or two, or three…) and say goodbye to all your worries. Your bones will thank you for it!

””six sixes checkem Minecraft SMP””

Bad Luck, checkem, CURSE, cursed, destiny, fate, fortune, hex, Hexed, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, misfortune, numerology, six, sixes, smp, superstition, superstitions, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky number

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	929642
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…

MadScientistMC SMP

control, crazy, Curiosity, Dangerous, discovery, Ethics, Experiment, Hypothesis, hypothetical, hypothetical experiment, innovation, invention, Laboratory, mad scientist, MadScientistMC, Manipulation, research, Science, smp, Testing, Unconventional

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conduct crazy experiments like a mad scientist! We have a secret lab where you can create mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Or how about turning creepers into friendly pets that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of science and chaos. So grab your lab coat and goggles, and join us for some hilariously chaotic fun!

BeliefCraft2030

BeliefCraft2030, changing perspectives, cultural practices, discrimination, equality, ethical standards, evolving society, future generations, historical context, HUMAN RIGHTS, Moral values, outdated beliefs, prejudice, progressive thinking, shock, social justice, societal evolution, societal norms, Supported, traditional customs, widely accepted beliefs

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	6104	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Imagine a world where future generations look back in horror at the fact that we used to play on boring, basic Minecraft servers. That’s right, our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that people in the future will be shocked we ever supported anything else!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to hang out and build pixelated sandcastles with us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? We got you covered.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly out of this world? Future generations will thank you for making the right choice and joining the most insane Minecraft server in existence.

StripCraft: Prove Your Pixels

airport protocol, airport screening, airport security, body image, discrimination, female, gender confirmation, Gender Identity, girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, invasive search, LGBTQ, personal rights, pixels, privacy violation, Prove, security procedures, strip search, StripCraft, teenage girl, teenager, Transgender

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Animals Bred:	131
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so, like, u know how airport security can be, right? well, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that nonsense cuz we don’t strip search u, we just strip search ur minecraft character! yeah, that’s right, we make u take off all ur armor and clothes in the game to prove u belong here. it’s like a weird initiation ritual but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?

so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

Crafty Guns & Ammo Shop

Ammo, ammo companies, ammunition industry, Crafty, firearm restrictions, Gun companies, gun control, gun culture, gun enthusiasts., gun industry, gun laws, gun lobby, gun manufacturers, gun ownership, gun regulations, gun retailers, gun rights, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, Guns, mass shootings, national debates, Shop

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

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