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BritCraft Minecraft Server

afternoon tea, Brit, BritCraft, british culture, British tradition, edish, English tea, Minecraft, nice cup of tea, Server, tea break, tea brewing, tea ceremony, tea culture, tea cup, tea drinker, tea leaves, Tea lover, tea party, tea pot, tea ritual, tea time, traditional tea

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Votes:	5715
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

143972491, abstract, Aesthetic, art, artist, color, Contemporary, creativity, design, Expression, Havoc, heem, heemvious, inspiration, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Painting, smp, Texture, Unique, Visual

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Votes:	6083
Dimension Hops:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crops Grown:	4241	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

disbelief, HOLY SHIT, hour, HourLeftMC, jaw-dropping, left, Long, Movie, movie marathon, movie night, plot twist, runtime, shock, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, time remaining, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending, unexpected turn

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!

KingdomsSMP! A Vanilla Kingdom of Wizards, Dragons & 16+ Minecraft Players – Apply to Join!

Adventure, alliances, apply, Buildings, Community, Competition, discordserver, dragons, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, Heroes, Join, Kingdom, KingdomsSMP, launchdate, Lore, Medieval, Memories, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Quest, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, Vanilla, WARFARE, wizards

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Theme	Game of Thrones-inspired
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the goal of this server?

A: The goal is to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players, who will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war in a Game of Thrones-inspired setting.

Q: Are PvP and combat important on this server?

A: PvP and combat are not the primary focus of the server. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this adventure with us and create great memories while forging new friendships.

CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

alone, Codependence, CodependentCraft, Die, Feeding, fuck it all, Function, LEAVING, Minecraft, Never, Obituary, Place, recall, Say, Separated, separation, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!

CitizenlessCash Minecraft SMP

asset acquisition, asset protection, BANKRUPTCY, CitizenlessCash, citizenship renunciation, dual US citizenship, expat life, expatriation, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial strategy, Hungary, international finance, legal implications, loan money, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, renounce citizenship, saving money, smp, work abroad

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	66
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMP servers? Want to join a server where anything goes and the chaos never ends? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner mad scientist and pull off the most outrageous stunts imaginable!

Join us and embark on a journey of financial shenanigans like never before. Build up your empire in Hungary, leech off unsuspecting players, and save up all the money you can. Then, take out the biggest loan possible and buy up all the assets you can get your hands on. But here’s where the real fun begins – declare bankruptcy and renounce your citizenship in the most dramatic fashion possible, all while keeping your hard-earned cash safe and sound.

With a community of like-minded players who are always up for a laugh, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the bank. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start scheming your way to success in the most ridiculous way possible!

SassySisNoHelp Minecraft Server

book discussions, book recommendations, communication skills, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, family unity, generational differences, literature analysis, Minecraft, moral development, Moral values, parental expectations, Parenting styles, SassySisNoHelp, Server, sibling bonding, sibling influence, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter mysterious disappearances, thrilling plot twists, and a touch of sibling drama.

Our server is so intense, even reading a classic mystery novel like ‘And Then There Were None’ can spark heated debates among family members.

Who knows what kind of moral dilemmas you’ll face as you navigate through our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate test of wit and wisdom!