Sensational Emergency Support Team of Correctional Services Minecraft Servers

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Steam page that will blow your mind. And if you want to give feedback or report bugs, just head over to our forums where anything goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our character guides are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. And if you want to get in, just respond to the invite anchor with your Steam Friend ID. Don’t worry, you won’t be left out in the cold – unless you’re too autistic to accept a friend request.

To git gud on our server, all you have to do is do the tutorial, play in sandbox mode, and explore public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play bot matches – they’re a real hoot.

And if you need more resources, we’ve got you covered. Check out our Stats Tracker, Unofficial Wiki, New Player Guide, and Advanced Movement Guide. You’ll be a Minecraft master in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on No Survivors Edition and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the craziness that awaits you.