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CraftyJihad Minecraft Server

attempted suicide, Conflict, CraftyJihad, Crisis, crisis management., current events, extremist group, hostage situation, hostages, hostages release, international relations, Islamic Jihad armed wing, Israel, Israeli hostages, mental health, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, political tension, Server, SUICIDE, Terrorism

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Buildings Constructed:	41
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!

But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.

TalibanGangRapeCraft

Abuse, Afghan woman, Afghanistan, crime, criminal investigation, Exploitation, gang-rape, gender-based violence, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Misogyny, Oppression, sexual assault, Taliban, Taliban jail, TalibanGangRapeCraft, Trauma, Video, violence against women, War Crimes, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND ESCAPE THE TALIBAN JAIL GANG-RAPES! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND SHIT TO KEEP YOU SAFE! BUILD A FORTRESS AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS WITH YOUR PICKAXE OF JUSTICE! COME ON, YOU DON’T WANNA BE STUCK IN A TALIBAN JAIL, DO YA? JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOUR BLOCKY BOOTY!

AI ImprovCraft: Art vs. Code

ai, art, Artificial Intelligence, artistic output, Code, creative output, creativity, Dance, digital art, Entertainment, Future of Art, ImprovCraft, improvisational performances, innovation, live performances, machine learning, Music, perceived value, performance art, technological advancements, Technology, Theater, virtual reality

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ores Mined:	7083	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro.

Once, I saw a chicken build a rollercoaster with its beak. True story, dude. And the zombies? They throw the best dance parties. You haven’t lived until you’ve done the Thriller dance with a bunch of undead monsters.

But wait, there’s more! The trees sing show tunes, the diamonds tell jokes, and the lava pits have spa days on Tuesdays. It’s a wild ride, my friend. So come on down to this Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SheepSaverCraft

Brain, brain damage, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Complications, deadly condition, disability, health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, megadose, research, Sepsis, sepsis treatment, septic patients, sheep studies, SheepSaverCraft, sodium ascorbate, tested on sheep, treatments

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we tested a ‘megadose’ of sodium ascorbate on sheep and now they’re like super smart and building amazing structures! Forget about sepsis, we got you covered with our brain-boosting sheep experiments. Join us and become a Minecraft mastermind, no cognitive impairment here, just pure gaming fun! Don’t miss out on the craziest server around, where sheep are the key to success!

[1.21] Severation SMP (Whitelisted / Semi-Vanilla / 18+)

+18, 18server, Advanced Teleport, Community, Competitions, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Dynmap, Health Indicator, hermitcraft, InteractiveChat, Mobheads, Papermc, Playerheads, Playermarket, PlayerTimeTracker, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Tpa, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9811	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Severation SMP is a Semi-Vanilla 18+ server, whitelisted, running on Papermc.Our rules are simple, no griefing, stealing, pvp without consent, and be respectful.

We’re a group of friends opening up to public to receive new life into our server.Server’s been up since 28/06 (5 days ago)

Our Goal:– Community – We aspire to create a community with active chatting, thriving playermarket and frequent interactions between players.– Welcoming – We welcome everyone, you don’t have to be a good builder, as long as you enjoy yourself.

We encourage everyone to build close to spawn, center of spawn will have a player market.Community contribution is important, something as little as chatting every now and then.

You may request to join in our discord (18+): https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Plugins:– Dynmap– PlayerTimeTracker– InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])– Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks:– Health Indicator– Playerheads– Mobheads– Multiplayer Sleep– Blazeandcave Advancements Pack– Banner Bedsheets

mc.severation.net:26620

CraftyManagerLies Minecraft Server

CraftyManagerLies, discrimination, favoritism, Frustration, hiring process, job application, job competition, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, job market challenges, job market disparities, job market trends, Job Opportunities, Job Search, Liars, managers, Minecraft, Résumé, Server, Summer, unemployment, unfairness

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Tired of job hunting with no luck? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hiring! That’s right, we’re looking for players to join our virtual workforce and start earning those virtual diamonds! No need to wait until August or fall, just hop on our server and start working right away.

And don’t worry about those pesky curries hogging all the jobs, because on our server, everyone has an equal opportunity to succeed! Plus, with our unique resume-building quests and challenges, you’ll be sure to stand out from the crowd and land that dream job in no time.

So why waste your summer job hunting when you could be building, crafting, and earning on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start your virtual career journey!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, guffaw, haha, Hahaha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LaughCraft, Laughter, lmao, lol, long tail tag, Minecraft, rofl, Server, Tag, viral

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Animals Bred:	186
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute ridiculousness? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world? Join now and let the insanity begin! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

body shaming, disrespectful behavior., ENGAGEMENT, family conflicts, future MIL, MIL drama, Minecraft, mother-in-law issues, rude comments, Server, wedding dress choice, wedding dress criticism, wedding dress decision, wedding dress opinions, wedding dress shopping, wedding dress shopping drama, wedding dress shopping experience, wedding dress shopping with MIL, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding stress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy MIL situations that will make you question your own sanity.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle in the game, only to have your future MIL swoop in and criticize every block you place. She’ll tell you to “lose some weight” in-game before you can build that perfect wedding chapel. But fear not, for our server is a safe space where you can clap back and build your dream world without any judgment!

And don’t even get us started on wedding dress shopping in Minecraft. Your future MIL will be there, trying to convince you that the diamond armor you picked out is “the ugliest one yet.” But hey, who needs her approval when you can slay dragons and creepers in style?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from rage-inducing phone calls to epic showdowns in the chat. Are you the AH in this situation, or are you just trying to survive in a world filled with crazy in-laws? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

BabyBlocksRUs

BabyBlocksRUs, co parenting, Communication, custody, decision, difficult situation, Divorce, emotions, ex husband, family, hurt, love, Marriage, medical appointments, moving on, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, self-care, separation, Ultrasound

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this 38-year-old woman’s relationship with her soon-to-be-ex-husband!

Imagine a server where you can experience the thrill of a rollercoaster romance, just like this couple who were together for 18 years but now find themselves on the brink of divorce. Will they make it work? Will they move on? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the chaos of a surprise pregnancy thrown into the mix, adding a whole new level of drama to the server. Will the husband be involved in the pregnancy appointments, or will the ex-wife shut him out? It’s a soap opera in Minecraft form!

Join now for a server experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and witness the craziness unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, goal-setting, life improvement, life transformation, Minecraft, personal development, self actualization, self development, self growth, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-achievement, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-improvement journey, Server, skill acquisition., skill mastery, SkillzCraft, success mindset

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	7039	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where mastering the art of building is just the beginning! Imagine if you could instantly master any skill in the world – like the ability to ride a pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing “Baby Shark” backwards.

Join our server and you’ll unlock the power to build the most epic structures with just a flick of your wrist. From pixelated pyramids to gravity-defying castles, your creativity will know no bounds. And who knows, maybe mastering the skill of building in Minecraft will lead you to become the next great architect of the digital age.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to mastering the ultimate skill of blocky awesomeness!