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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1757 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7566 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
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