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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3837 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 2880 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you!
Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.
But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.
So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
