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OopsieCraft

#momlife, #socialnorms, accidentalbreakage, childresponsibility, customerexperience, frienddrama, friendsjudging, momguilt, OopsieCraft, parenting, parentingfails, retailhumor, retailtherapy, retailwoes, shoppingwithkids, storeaccident, storeetiquette, storeincident, Target, toddlerbehavior, ToddlerLife

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where breaking things is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the time when a player’s child accidentally knocked over a display of candles in Target, causing chaos and mayhem. But instead of being scolded, they were praised for their destructive skills!

Join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the ultimate troublemaker and be celebrated for your antics!

So come on over and join the fun, where being an asshole is not only accepted, but celebrated. Let’s break things together and create unforgettable memories in our crazy Minecraft world!

EduCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, education, EduCraft, flee, forced, forced to flee, Girls, girls education, girls’ education Taliban minister, Minecraft, Minister, Server, Speech, speech in support, Support, support of girls’ education, Taliban, Taliban minister, Taliban minister forced to flee, Taliban minister forced to flee Afghanistan

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably.

QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Farms Harvested:	126	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8891	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	270
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	288	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	3632

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Haltfire 1.21.x server minecraft

1.21.X, application, Community, Content Creator, Cozy company, Datapacks, Discord, enthusiasts, Half-wield gameplay, Haltfire, high quality, Minecraft, Participation, Plugins, Private, Safe atmosphere, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Void Armor Forged:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to Haltfire – a private half -wire server where season 1 begins!This server was created for streamers, YouTubers and everyone who appreciates a high -quality game in a cozy company. We offer:

Half -wield gameplay with carefully selected plugins and datapaps, which expand the capabilities of Minecraft, without departing from its original spirit.

A private community where each player is selected to create a comfortable and safe atmosphere for everyone.

Unique game capabilities that allow you to prove yourself as a content creator or just enjoy a game with other enthusiasts.

Join our Discord to find out more about the server and send an application for participation.Haltfire is waiting for you!

https://discord.gg/t4ey7bmea2

haltfire.mspt.xyz