didn’t think it through Minecraft Servers

Didn'T Think It Through

  • Crafting Catastrophe

    Crafting Catastrophe

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato with a monocle and top hat. Our server is the perfect place for players who want to unleash their creativity in the most absurd ways imaginable.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers with glow sticks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the derpy llama, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, what seemed like a great idea until you gave it a go, is exactly what makes our server so unforgettable.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

    PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft

    NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is a dating paradise where you can build your love life block by block.

    Join us if you’re tired of getting ghosted by Endermen or dealing with skeletons in the closet. Our community is full of players looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond ring (or sword, we don’t judge).

    We have a strict ‘no-no’ policy when it comes to dating on our server. No griefing hearts, no stealing kisses, and definitely no cheating with villagers. We believe in building relationships on a solid foundation of trust, respect, and plenty of redstone contraptions.

    So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a pig and a sheep. Love is in the air, along with the smell of burning Nether portals.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ZelenskysF16Fun Minecraft Server

    ZelenskysF16Fun Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have f-16 fighter jets flying around like crazy! volodymyr zelensky himself confirmed it, so you know it’s legit.

    imagine building your blocky house while dodging fighter jets zooming overhead. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft!

    join now for the most intense and insane minecraft experience ever. who needs dragons when you have fighter jets, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MaduroCraft: Election Edition

    MaduroCraft: Election Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how Maduro was all like “i’m gonna win this election, no problem”? well turns out, the opposition was all like “nah bro, we got the receipts” and now they’re saying he actually lost. can u imagine the drama? come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life politics. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come join us and have a laugh at the chaos of it all.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RedeFireX

    RedeFireX

    New Minecraft Servers

    Best survival server in Brazil!!Come and meet RedeFireX for 1.16.5count on parku system, clan, missions, bases, pvp and much more!!Enter and access the ip RedeFireX.mineserv.com

    eua1.xmxcloud.net:26026

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Divergent SMP: For 16+ aged players who can’t handle too much spice (Semi-Vanilla Server 1.20)

    Divergent SMP: For 16+ aged players who can’t handle too much spice (Semi-Vanilla Server 1.20)

    New Minecraft Servers

    Divergent SMP Overview

    Server Type Community-based Java server
    Features Regular events, variety of content creators, whitelisted
    Season Season 6 (new)
    Application Required
    Join Now Check out the rules and apply!

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join Divergent SMP, you need to fill out an application and be approved by the community.

    What rules should I be aware of?

    Make sure to read and follow all the rules provided by the server admins to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

    When are the events hosted?

    The community regularly hosts events, so make sure to stay updated on the schedule through the server’s official channels.

    Can I play with content creators?

    Divergent SMP has a variety of content creators who play on the server, giving you the opportunity to interact and collaborate with them.

    Is the server regularly updated?

    The server admins strive to keep the server updated with the latest features and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NerveCraft Minecraft Server

    NerveCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, you puny Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the ultimate bancho of Yasukuni High! That’s right, you better show some respect or else you’ll feel the wrath of our bancho!

    Join our server for the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Our bancho will personally guide you through epic quests and battles, making sure you never have a dull moment. And don’t even think about griefing or else you’ll have to answer to the bancho himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when you see the bancho coming your way, you better bow down or face the consequences!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

    Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

    Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FamTimeLimit Minecraft Server

    FamTimeLimit Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending more time with your Minecraft villagers than your own family? Join our server and escape the clutches of overbearing relatives who just won’t let you play in peace! Our server is the perfect place to prioritize your time and finally finish that virtual Bachelor’s degree you’ve been working on for 8 years. Say goodbye to daily 30-minute phone calls and endless family visits, and say hello to a clean virtual apartment and a full-time job in the Minecraft world. Don’t let your in-game future be controlled by your real-life family – join our server and take back control of your gaming destiny! #PrioritizeYourBlocks

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP