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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7647 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
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