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ArgenCraft Minecraft Server

ArgenCraft, Argentinians, ArgentiniansJugglers, BraziliansUber eat drivers, Iberians, Minecraft, PolishPlumbers, Server, Toilet cleaners

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a circus act? Well, look no further because we’ve got Argentinian Jugglers, Brazilian Uber Eats drivers, Iberian toilet cleaners, and Polish plumbers all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen!

Join us for non-stop laughs and chaos as these unique professions clash in the virtual world. Watch as the jugglers try to balance their way through challenging obstacles, the Uber Eats drivers race to deliver food faster than ever before, the toilet cleaners scrub their way to victory, and the plumbers fix up the messes left behind.

You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join the fun and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with a whole lot of craziness! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

GooningGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

gooning, gooning addiction, gooning behavior, gooning buzz, gooning community, gooning craze, gooning culture, gooning enthusiasts, gooning euphoria, gooning experience, gooning habit, gooning high, gooning lifestyle, gooning obsession, gooning passion, gooning phenomenon, gooning pleasure, gooning practice, gooning ritual, gooning sensation, GooningGamer420, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for all you gooners out there! We have the most epic goon squad you’ve ever seen, and we’re always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor, and have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and stacks of netherite blocks.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict no creeper policy, so if you even think about blowing up someone’s house, you’ll be banished to the End dimension for eternity. So come join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner goon and have the time of your life in Minecraft!

Skillz4Days – Minecraft SMP

critical thinking, Decision making, education, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning, lifelong learning, Minecraft, motivation, personal development, problem solving, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-mastery, skill acquisition., Skillz4Days, smp, success mindset, talent development, Time management

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	106

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and instantly learn the skill of building giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks! Impress your friends and enemies alike with your extravagant self-portraits that will make everyone question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

CraftyMineChaos

challenging issues, common misconceptions, complex problems, complicated situations, CraftyMineChaos, deceptive ease, difficult tasks, hidden complexities, intricate issues, intricate problems, misleading simplicity, misunderstood challenges, perplexing dilemmas, tough obstacles, tricky problems, tricky situations, underestimated challenges, underestimated complexities, underestimated difficulties, underestimated tasks, unexpected complications

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to test your skills in the ultimate challenge of trying to herd a group of explosive sheep through a maze without blowing yourself up! Think it sounds easy? Think again! These sheep have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to cause chaos and destruction. Can you outsmart them and make it to the end in one piece? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this explosive adventure! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show us what you’re made of!

MaduroMustGoCraft

Army, authoritarianism, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, MaduroMustGoCraft, military intervention, Nicolas Maduro, opposition leaders, Police, Political unrest, power struggle, PROTESTS, regime change, socialism, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a crazy storyline like venezuela but with a twist! we got opposition leaders trying to take down the evil dictator nicolás maduro, but instead of guns and tanks, they’re using pickaxes and creepers! join the army and police as they abandon maduro and fight for freedom in a world made entirely of blocks! build your own rebellion base and take down the oppressive regime with your friends in this hilarious and chaotic adventure! trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BrailleCraft – Fun Word Searches!

accessible, alternative format, braille, braille literacy, BrailleCraft, disability, education, Fun, Fun activities, games, INCLUSIVE, learning, puzzle, reading, Searches, Sensory, sight loss, tactile, visually impaired, visually impaired community, visually impaired students, Word, word searches

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gods Slained:	0

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity. we got diamond armor that makes u invincible, and a secret underground base where u can chill with herobrine and his pet ender dragon.

join us if u wanna ride a llama into battle or build a house out of nothing but emerald blocks. our mods are like unicorns, rare and magical, always there to help u out and make ur gaming experience the best it can be.

so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that?

GutCraft: BingeBeGone!

addiction, alcoholism, Behavior, binge drinking, BingeBeGone, blood alcohol levels, brain function, discovery, excessive alcohol consumption, Gut microbes, gut-brain connection, GutCraft, health, Insights, Mice, Microbiome, novel treatment, research, short-chain fatty acid, sodium valerate, study, Treatment

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and crazy adventures ever! we have discovered that playing on our server can reduce binge crafting behavior and block placing levels in mice. yes, you heard that right! our server offers new insights into the gut-brick connection and suggests a novel treatment for excessive mining consumption. come join us and let’s craft our way to victory together!

CanopyMC: Where the trees are tall, but our players are even taller!

BirbMC, Blezzy, CanopyMC, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Events, hermitcraft, Ip:, Lasagn, malls, Minecraft, Modpack, Plasmo, Player Run Economy, Players, season-based, Semi Vanilla, Server, stores, Tall, taller, Trees, voice chat

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2974	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

CanopyMC Overview

Server Type	HermitCraft-like community server
Features	Player-run economy, frequent in-game events, QoL modpack
Links	Discord: Join our Discord Minecraft IP: canopymc.net Dynmap: View Dynmap

FAQ

What is the server type of CanopyMC?

CanopyMC is a HermitCraft-like, tight-knight, Minecraft community server.

How long have players been playing on CanopyMC?

Many players have been playing together since 1.10.

What kind of events are hosted on CanopyMC?

Staff-hosted in-game events such as Sardines, Hide and Seek, parkour races, player versus player matches, and more.

Is there a player-run economy on CanopyMC?

Yes, players can build stores and sell their wares to other players.

What QoL modpack is available on CanopyMC?

A QoL modpack is available with features like a proximity voice chat mod Plasmo.

How can I connect to CanopyMC?

You can join our Discord for more information or use the Minecraft IP canopymc.net to connect.

AquaCool Grad Minecraft Server

achievement, Aqua, AquaCool, cap and gown, celebration, ceremony, college, commencement, Cool, future plans, Grad, graduating, Graduation, high school, memorable event, milestone, Minecraft, proud moment, Senior, Server, STUDENT, subaru, success, University

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Aqua is graduating from Minecraft University. Don’t worry, it’s not Subaru (phew!). Join our server to celebrate Aqua’s big day and maybe even crash the graduation ceremony with a mob of angry chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP – /lol/ – Llama Out Loud

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge Installation Guides, Help, Learn to inpaint, Llama, lol, loud, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, TRASH RESOURCES

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only help you get is from the occasional friendly player? Well, look no further than our server, where we offer “help” in a whole new way! Need help building a castle? We’ll spawn a dragon to help you out. Need help mining for diamonds? We’ll send in a team of ninja villagers to assist. Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!