Damn MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous

Enigmatic, crime, No. 196122605, hidden, Concealed

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with exploding green creatures. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where Endermen strut their stuff on the runway. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

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DepressedCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling down about blowing up!

feeling, regret, Communication, Sayu, DepressedCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a failure like Sayu? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a total success! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to greatness.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to speak to animals in the game. Imagine having deep conversations with a cow or getting fashion advice from a sheep. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yes, you read that right. This chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life!

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Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

Productive, society, building, Average, Loneliness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

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Horse Saddle Fails: The Minecraft Server

challenge, cj, Effort, Horse, mistake

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be riding horses like a pro! But be warned, these horses have a mind of their own and will challenge you to epic races across the land. And if you can’t saddle them up in time, you’ll hear CJ yelling at you to get your act together. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride like no other!

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CraftyCraftServer

toxic behavior, circlejerks, hive mind, reddit, social media

Tired of getting downvoted into oblivion on Reddit? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting downvoted is creepers trying to blow up your epic builds! We’ve got a community of players who will upvote your creations faster than you can say “Steve.” Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond ore and enchanted golden apples – perfect for when you need to escape the wrath of the Ender Dragon. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not your pet pig is wearing a top hat. Join us now and start crafting your own hilarious adventure!

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CoalToIsrael Minecraft Server

Minecraft, energy security, MIDDLE EAST, climate change, Trade

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than Colombia banning coal exports to Israel! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena!

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

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BlockyFall: PokrovsCollapse

War, national security, defense tactics, Military operations, Ukrainian military

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur city from fallin apart? well, this server is like that but x1000! u gotta be on ur toes 24/7 or else ur whole front could collapse! ukrainian military experts are shakin in their boots over this server, that’s how intense it is. u gotta join now or risk total destruction of ur precious city! come on, what are u waitin for??!

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BlockyPsychHospital

Police Brutality, mental health services, mental health, social justice, policing incident

Yo, dis server be off the chain, like seriously, you gotta join for some crazy fun times! We got so much action goin’ on, you won’t know what hit ya!

So get this, right, if you join dis server, you gonna be like a superhero savin’ the day! Every time you stop a griefer or a troll, you gonna be helpin’ out a youth in psychiatric need! It’s like you’re a real-life hero, but in Minecraft form!

And get this, the more Black residents in the area, the stronger the effect! It’s like you’re on a mission to save the world, one block at a time! So come on and join us, we need all the heroes we can get to make a difference in the Minecraft world! Let’s do this!

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SpudCraft: Where potatoes reign supreme and the only mods are potato skins! Join us now!

Mods, Datapacks, Collaborative, skins, voice chat

SpudCraft Minecraft Server
Overview:	SpudCraft is a Minecraft community focused on creating a safe and trusting environment for players to enjoy the game together. Features include a diamond economy system, easy access to spawn, voice chat mod, vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks, and a mature, interactive community.
Season:	Seventh season launched on July 5th
Website:	https://map.spudcraft.org/

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?	SpudCraft is a community brought together by a love for Minecraft, aiming to expand into a safe and trusting community.
What does SpudCraft offer?	Trust-based diamond economy system /spawn command for easy return to spawn Simple voice chat mod Essential datapacks for vanilla experience 15-year-old age requirement Kind, mature, and interactive community Collaborative build projects and events BlueMap for world exploration Custom world generation
How old is the current season of SpudCraft?	SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old.
How can I join SpudCraft?	Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

SluttyCraft Minecraft Server

SluttyCraft, Server, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex-girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more surprises than a box of chocolates (except you always know what you’re gonna get – pure chaos).

Join us if you want to experience a world where sheep can fly, pigs can talk, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug (which may or may not explode in your face). Our community is as diverse as a bag of Skittles – you never know who you’ll run into next.

And if you’re wondering where you can find more of that slut you met at the virtual bar last night, don’t worry – she’s probably building a castle in our server right now, ready to steal your diamonds and break your heart. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

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