Damn MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous

Obscure, Suspense, Thriller, secret, Covert

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with exploding green creatures. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where Endermen strut their stuff on the runway. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

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DepressedCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling down about blowing up!

Sayu, anxiety, feeling, Communication, emotions

Are you tired of feeling like a failure like Sayu? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a total success! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to greatness.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to speak to animals in the game. Imagine having deep conversations with a cow or getting fashion advice from a sheep. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yes, you read that right. This chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life!

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Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

terminally online, Fags, crippling, Crafty, building

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

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Horse Saddle Fails: The Minecraft Server

success, Horse, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Quote

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be riding horses like a pro! But be warned, these horses have a mind of their own and will challenge you to epic races across the land. And if you can’t saddle them up in time, you’ll hear CJ yelling at you to get your act together. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride like no other!

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Leicester SMP: Where mining diamonds is easier than pronouncing our server name!

Mining, Leicester, Minecraft, BUILD, Help

Leicester SMP Server Overview

Description
Leicester SMP is a fun and opening community where you and your friends can play the game for hours and not get bored. Our server is full of welcoming people who would treat you as fair as any other, and would help you with every need. You can PVP with players (as long as both parties agree and it’s fun for both people), or you can just relax by building or seeing what the server has to offer. Players are helpful in whatever you are wanting help for. If you need help getting some starting equipment, I can guarantee you will be helped by our caring members.. or if you want to start building a home or another extraordinary build, our fellow Minecrafters will be sure to give you a hand in either getting the materials, or helping to build whatever you are wanting. You can also join teams with new people or join an existing one, you can use voice chats we have provided to have just you and your teams chats. [smp] [non-cracked] [Java]
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Description

Leicester SMP is a fun and opening community where you and your friends can play the game for hours and not get bored. Our server is full of welcoming people who would treat you as fair as any other, and would help you with every need. You can PVP with players (as long as both parties agree and it’s fun for both people), or you can just relax by building or seeing what the server has to offer. Players are helpful in whatever you are wanting help for. If you need help getting some starting equipment, I can guarantee you will be helped by our caring members.. or if you want to start building a home or another extraordinary build, our fellow Minecrafters will be sure to give you a hand in either getting the materials, or helping to build whatever you are wanting. You can also join teams with new people or join an existing one, you can use voice chats we have provided to have just you and your teams chats. [smp] [non-cracked] [Java]

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FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I PVP with other players?	Yes, as long as both parties agree and it’s fun for both people.
Are players helpful?	Yes, players are willing to help with whatever you need.
Can I join a team?	Yes, you can join teams with new people or join an existing one.
Is voice chat available?	Yes, you can use voice chats provided to chat with your team.

CraftyChug – Ukraine LOLz

military age Ukrainian men., Comfy Happening, Ukrainian military, UKROP, kyiv

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Estonian soldiers show up to help you out! And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, Putin himself pops in to offer you a new shovel!

But wait, there’s more! French jets flying in Russian tricolour formation, Blackrock pushing Ukraine to pay its debts, and Zelensky negotiating with the US for support for the next 10 years. Who knows what will happen next on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that the Talmud has been denounced and Israel controls the NATO Council. Let the madness begin!

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ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

epl, ChunkyCraft, lard, Chelsea, spuds

Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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LimbusCraft – Where Chaos Reigns

Pointillist Student, Lobotomy Corporation, LimbusCraft, Official twitter, Limbus Company General

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you can battle fierce creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad and experience a journey like no other. And don’t miss out on The 3rd Walpurgis Night – Into A Certain Library’s Book event, where you can dive into a magical world filled with mystery and excitement.

Join us now and participate in the upcoming extractions, including the Ring Pointillist Student Yi Sang and the Ring Pointillist Student Outis. And if that’s not enough, gear up for the Target Extraction: [Ryoshu] ID & E.G.O, where you can test your skills and prove your worth.

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Expect spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, as this game is directly tied to their settings. So grab your sword, download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

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“Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed

Disappointment, self-care, personal growth, perpetually, mindfulness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of, you guessed it, tacos!

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

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ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Sandbox, Community, Vanilla Survival, Survival, Exploration

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.gtne.vanillaboxmc.ru

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