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Eagle Theft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Emeralds Found:	4698
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ores Mined:	9238
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of those sneaky Germans stealing your eagles? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have an army of pixelated eagles ready to protect your precious loot! Join us and witness epic battles between players riding eagles and German invaders trying to snatch them away. It’s a wild ride filled with feathers, fury, and lots of laughs. So come on over and show those Germans who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

Her Plan Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world full of craziness. Creepers riding pigs, villagers throwing parties, and even a chicken who could speak in rhymes. But that’s not all – there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But don’t worry, it’s all part of Her plan. Who is Her, you ask? Well, no one really knows, but some say she’s a mystical being who controls the very fabric of our Minecraft world. Join us and unravel the mysteries of Her plan, or just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Just remember, it’s all part of Her plan.

Game Changer Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that make your game a measly 5/10? Well, look no further because our server will make your game a whopping 10/10! How, you ask? Well, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and even teach you how to ride pigs like a pro. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you diamonds for cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: POV: Your Steam Deck

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	121
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is home to a community of wacky players who are always up for a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way? Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the epic battles of Phillips Corners in 1835! Play as either an Ohio faggot running like a girl or a fearsome Michigan Militia member capturing enemies and holding them in camps (because we’re based like that). The Ohioans have been cucked by the superior North Men for 200 years, but now is your chance to rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous fun on our server!

True_Classified_Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where players are classified into outrageous categories like “Creeper Whisperer” and “Diamond Hoarder Extraordinaire.”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs just for laughs!

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

AMIVERSE Vanilla server for fun Minecraft server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	507
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Emeralds Found:	974
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	7529

Amiverse is a vanilla server where you will find the most friendly and expansive world in which players can explore, build and interact. Amiverse conveys the feeling of a large, unifying space where each participant is important and can feel part of a single community.

Amiverse is a vanilla server without griefing, privates, donations!

Simple Voice voice chat is installed on the server!

If WhiteList is enabled on the server, come to our discord or VK group and leave your nickname in the Whitelist channel or in community messages, you will be quickly added

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Pixel Pawns – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1564	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community so awesome it’ll make you question reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and a talking parrot that only speaks in memes. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been known to break out in spontaneous dance parties. And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight to behold, my friends.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens or embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops. Join us now and let the laughter and chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Gran Blue Fantasy Versus General

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Ores Mined:	7061	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the Nether, and more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Endermen need a VIP pass to get in.

But wait, there’s more! We have monthly tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Master. Think you have what it takes to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time? Join us and prove your skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re more explosive than a pig in a minecart!

Respawn Time: Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Are you tired of waiting around for people who don’t respect your time? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to wear a digital watch that alerts them when it’s time to play. No more waiting around for those flaky friends who can’t commit to a gaming session!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special feature that teleports you to the bathroom when nature calls so you never have to leave your friends hanging in the middle of a game. Say goodbye to awkward excuses and hello to uninterrupted gaming fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with snacks and drinks so you never have to leave your computer for sustenance. It’s like a gamer’s paradise down there!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server where time is respected, bathroom breaks are a thing of the past, and snacks are always within arm’s reach. Trust me, you won’t regret it!