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KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure

Adventure, bilateral relations, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, historical visit., Indian PM, international relations, Kyiv visit, KyivCraft, Modis, Narendra Modi, official visit, Political Visit, russia invasion, South Asia, summit meeting, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	115
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15

lol you gotta join this epic minecraft server because it’s like the Indian PM visiting Kyiv for the first time since Russia invaded Ukraine – totally unexpected and full of surprises! imagine the chaos and excitement of exploring a world where anything can happen, just like in real life politics. build your own empire and conquer lands like a true world leader, or team up with friends to create alliances and take down your enemies. with epic battles, hidden treasures, and secret alliances waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and coming back for more. so join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime in this crazy minecraft world!

DinoNuggetCraft

ANCESTORS, Ancient, CARNIVORES, chickens, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, Dinosaurs, Evolution, Food, Fossils, Genetic, History, lineage, meat, nuggets, Poultry, prehistoric, protein, Science, Tasty, theory

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	119138	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

Welcome to PLAINS N’ (pee)KS – Where the grass is always greener… because we TP you to the perfect spot!

application, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friends, GRASS, Greener, group, java edition, memes, microphone, Minecraft, Peeks, perfect, Plains, Plugins, Requirements, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, socialization, spot, Vanilla, VC, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Potions Brewed:	157	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Private Minecraft SMP (Java only)
Age Group	14-20 years old
Gameplay	Vanilla experience with quality of life plugins
Features	Events, VC hangouts, balanced economy
Requirements	Discord Minecraft Java Edition account Microphone and computer capable of running Simple Voice Chat mod

FAQs

Q: Can I join if I’m older than 20?

A: Unfortunately, Plains n’ Peaks is specifically for players between the ages of 14-20.

Q: Are private automated farms allowed?

A: No, Plains n’ Peaks does not allow private automated farms to maintain a balanced economy.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at the following link: Application Form

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Events on Plains n’ Peaks can vary, but they are typically fun activities or challenges for players to participate in.

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

activism, brutality, civil rights, democratic values, discrimination, freedom of speech, german girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Israel, KrautCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, police aggression, Police Brutality, police violence, political activism, protest, protest against Israel, protestor, Server, social justice, violence

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	7398
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5032	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crops Grown:	2481	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Votes:	6224	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8729

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Emeralds Found:	8394

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crops Grown:	9360	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.