Cummer – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Pants Cummer Minecraft SMP

#revelation, arousal, bodily functions, confusion, Cum, Cummer, Cumming in your pants, Green Women, humor, Innocence, metaphor, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pants, power, sexual awakening, Sexuality, shock, Slang, smp, Surprise, taboo, unexpected, unexpected pleasure, urban legend

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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HungryGamers Minecraft SMP

Arena, book series, Competition, District 12, dystopian, fight to the death, HG, Hunger Games, HungryGamers, Katniss Everdeen, location, majula, Minecraft, Mockingjay, movie adaptation, Peeta Mellark, President Snow, Rebellion, smp, Survival, Suzanne Collins, Thread, Tribute

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP set in the mystical land of Majula! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and plenty of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. Rumor has it that the base is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We also have a floating island where players can ride on giant chickens and race each other to see who can collect the most golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can juggle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP in Majula and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

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Dad or Bro? Wedding Dilemma

Bro, ceremony, Cheating, child support, Communication, compromise, dad, Dilemma, Divorce, emotional response, ENTITLEMENT, family, father daughter dance, father daughter relationship, Marriage, mistress, parental figure, reconciliation, relationship, religious beliefs, sibling, tradition, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand family drama better than anyone else! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and outrageous adventures.

Looking for a server where you can escape from real-life family issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build to your heart’s content without any pesky family drama getting in the way.

Join us and build your dream world, where you can create your own family dynamics without any cheating dads or crazy stepmothers to worry about. Plus, we have a special feature where you can invite your brother to escort you down the aisle at your virtual wedding – no overbearing dads allowed!

So come on over and leave your real-life family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape, build, and have a laugh at the absurdity of it all. Join now and let the fun begin!

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EarlyBirdsMC

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Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where everyone is fashionably late? Well, look no further because on our server, if you’re not 15 minutes early, you’re considered fashionably late! Why, you ask? Because our server runs on a time warp where being early is the new trend!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, and even discovering a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! But be warned, if you’re not early enough, you might miss out on all the crazy fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and be fashionably early for once in your Minecraft life!

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Pingbros community

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We’re excited to introduce our brand-new Minecraft server where you can dive into thrilling survival and island adventures! This server offers a unique twist on the classic Skyblock experience—imagine all the excitement and challenges of Skyblock, but set on water!

join.pingbros.nl:25887

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Gamer Yash

#gamer, Combat, Crates, Custom scripts, Dynamic Gameplay, engaging gameplay, gaming experience, Heart transfer, intense pvp, LifeSteal, Minecraft, player interaction, Plugins, PvP, Risk-reward, Scripts, server mechanics, smp, Voting

A Minecraft Lifesteal server with crates and voting offers a dynamic and engaging gameplay experience. Here’s an overview of how these features typically work and some ideas on how to implement them:

1. Lifesteal Mechanic Concept: Lifesteal is a unique gameplay mechanic where players can steal hearts (health) from others in PvP combat. When a player kills another, they gain a heart, and the defeated player loses one. This adds a risk-reward element to combat, making PvP more intense. Implementation: Use plugins like “Lifesteal SMP” or custom scripts that handle the heart transfer upon death. You can also set a minimum number of hearts a player can have to avoid players getting down to zero and being permanently eliminated.

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CraftyFateMC Server – Alter the Grand Order

21 Million Downloads Campaign, Alter, Campaign, Coin Calculator, CraftyFateMC, Drop Rates, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/stay night REMASTERED, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, FGO Raw Database, Future Materials, Future Quartz, GRAND, Mats/Summoning Info, News, Order, Rank Up + Interlude Timeline, Rateups, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Space Ishtar Summon, summon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world where the laws of physics don’t apply.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary “Diamond Pickaxe Hunt” where players compete to find the rarest item in the game. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old quests and missions when you can have epic battles with giant mutant creepers and ride dolphins into the sunset? See you in the game!

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CanceledCraft SMP: The Server That Never Was

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever play in!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and a pet llama that can breakdance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let the chaos begin!

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NoDiamondsForYou

NoDiamondsForYou

Have you ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon! Join us for the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamonds, tame a dragon as your loyal steed, and participate in epic dance battles with creepers. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to leave! So why wait? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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KurskEvac Minecraft Server

#authorities, ALERT, Crisis, Disaster, emergency, evacuation, evacuation order, Government, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, KurskEvac, Minecraft, Order, Precaution, Residents, response, russia, russia news, Safety, Server, threat, TOWN

haha, forget about Russia, come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own town without any pesky authorities telling you what to do! We promise no evacuations here, just pure fun and chaos! Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to blow up your hard work. Join now and be the mayor of your own crazy town!

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Duplexia

Atheran, Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Customization, customized aspects, discord role, Donations, Economy, Features, Feedback, land customization, non pay-to-win, ONLINE, owner involvement, Prefix, PvE, PvP, Ranks, small server, soft launch, Survival, world generation

This is Duplexia, a small survival server, with some customized survival aspects. From custom enchantments, ranks, full on land customization, and custom world generation, we hope you find your home here with us. Duplexia gotten its start back in Oct, 14, 2018 as Atheran, and sadly has been down due to the owner not being be available for the server. We promise moving forward, no matter what, the server will stay online, and talk with the community on new or returning features.

We’re a non pay to win server. We only accept donations, in the aspect that you will only receive a prefix in chat, and a discord role.

Soft Launch Currently we are launching the server, August 15th,2024. This is a soft launch, as all features are not released yet to everyone. This is the time to give us as much feed back as possible, and continue to do so. This server is the owners, its our communities. Help us make Duplexia how you want it!

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