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LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of running around in circles in other Minecraft servers? Join our server where the only sport you’ll need to excel at is clicking your mouse! We have specially designed mini-games for lazy players, like “Bed Wars” where you can literally nap in your bed while your teammates do all the work. And don’t even get us started on our “Mining Olympics” event, where the goal is to see who can mine the least amount of blocks in the longest time possible. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laziness like this before! So join our server now and start slacking off in style!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, bbc news, chinese spy, controversy, Corruption, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Exile, flees, foreign affairs, fury, Government, international relations, investigation, Mayor, Minecraft, Philippines, Politics, public outrage, scandal, Server, Southeast Asia, Spycraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	2174	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mayors accused of being chinese spies fleeing the philippines left and right 😂🤣 like who even knew that was a thing?? but we got it all here, folks! join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a spy yourself 🕵️‍♂️ who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server! plus, we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas 🦄🐷🦙 so why wait? join now and let the madness begin! 🎉🔥

EcoCraft: No Coal for You!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, climate change, coal, coal power plant, EcoCraft, Emissions, ENERGY, energy policy, energy production, Environment, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, Greenpeace, permits, Pollution, regulations, renewable energy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28

come join our minecraft server where we cut new coal power plant permits by nearly 80% just like china! greenpeace is shaking in their boots at our eco-friendly ways. we’re saving the planet one block at a time, so come build with us and be a part of the green revolution. plus, our diamonds are ethically sourced by magical unicorns who only poop rainbows. join us now and let’s make minecraft a greener place!

InflamedMindsMC

adolescence inflammation, adolescence research, adolescent mental health, childhood inflammation, childhood mental health, childhood research, depression, early inflammation, InflamedMindsMC, inflammation and depression, inflammation and mental health, inflammation and psychosis, inflammation research, later inflammation, low-grade inflammation, mental health disorders, mental health disorders research, mental health research., Psychosis, research, systemic inflammation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally gonna save you from getting all those mental health disorders, man. like, you know how inflammation can mess you up? well, this server is like, gonna fight off that inflammation with its magical powers or something. join now and say bye-bye to psychosis and depression, dude. early inflammation is no match for us, we got your back, bro. come join the fun and stay mentally healthy, yo.

VirtualTuberFeds Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, cybersecurity, data encryption, digital footprint, digital privacy, encrypted photos, external content, Feds, government surveillance, internet security, Minecraft, online presence, online tracking, online visibility, payroll, privacy concerns, Server, SmugAlana, social media, tenor.com, virtual influencers, virtual tubers, VirtualTuberFeds

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Villages Defended:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	372848
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even SmugAlana is in on it? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive, even browsers can’t handle it! All photos are encrypted, and even the almighty tenor.com has no trace of us. Join now for the ultimate challenge of finding our hidden base, guarded by a secret society of Minecraft pros. And who knows, maybe SmugAlana will give you a hint if you’re lucky!

AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP

Africans, anti-semitism, Asians, AsiansAreOP, discrimination, ethnicity, fascism, Genocide, Germans, hate crimes, History, Holocaust, Jews, Military, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, s&s, smp, Wermacht, world war II

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	1239

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we embrace diversity like the Nazis never could! Join us for a chance to see black Africans in the German Wermacht, Asian men in the SS, and maybe even a Jewish player leading the charge in battle. Our server is a melting pot of cultures and backgrounds, just like a twisted version of history where everyone gets along (or at least tries to).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre mix of players coming together to build, survive, and maybe even conquer? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a rainbow coalition of players taking on the Ender Dragon or battling it out in PvP arenas?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and be a part of something truly unique in the world of Minecraft SMPs.

NoNameChange Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict, creepiness, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, friendship, Gaslighting, Identity, Manipulation, Minecraft, name change, NoNameChange, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, Support, validation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8439	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Items Found:	3765	Ores Mined:	2444

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through friendships and name changes just like our main characters. Will you be able to handle the pressure of constant social interactions and name swaps? Only the bravest players can survive the chaos of this server!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to deal with the drama and madness of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as this Reddit post!

ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	172	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

OneTimeAtLeast – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, OneTimeAtLeast, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

BlockCraftin’FUN

best kept secrets, BlockCraftinFUN, diamond in the rough, hidden delights, hidden gems, hidden treasures, hidden wonders, lesser known, Must try, Overlooked, overlooked experiences, overlooked pleasures, try new things, under-the-radar attractions, Underappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered pleasures, Unexplored, unique experiences

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Build your own castle, tame a dragon, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!