CRO CEO Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL

26F, aita, Boundaries, confrontational, DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL, deadbeat dad, disgusted, DISRESPECTFUL, embarrassed, family event, inappropriate, nudes, personal space, Phone, privacy, Religious Ideology, texts, Trust, trust issues, violated

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of creepy family members invading your privacy? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever go through your phone, control your music, or make you feel uncomfortable! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about nosy relatives peeking into your personal life.

We have a strict “no creepy dads allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget all about that weird family event. So come join us and escape the drama for some epic adventures in the world of Minecraft!

GymCraftin’ SMP

beginner fitness, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, going to the gym, gym habits, gym membership, gym motivation, gym progress, gym routine, gym transformation, GymCraftin, healthy lifestyle, smp, starting out at the gym, working out, workout inspiration, workout motivation, workout schedule, workout tips

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

So, like, one day I was just mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And I was like, dang, my Minecraft character is looking a little chunky. So I was like, yo, I gotta get my Minecraft character in shape, you know? So I joined this totally rad SMP where everyone is super ripped and jacked in Minecraft. Like, we have competitions to see who can lift the most virtual blocks and stuff. It’s insane, bro. And like, the best part is, if you win a competition, you get a special enchanted protein shake that makes your Minecraft character even more buff. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this SMP, it’s a total game-changer for your Minecraft fitness journey.

SnackCraftMountains

Adventure, backpacking, Endurance, ENERGY, Exploration, Fruit, granola bars, Hiking, hydration, long-lasting, Mountains, Nature, nutrition, nuts, outdoors, protein, SnackCraftMountains, Sustenance, trail meal, trail snack, Wilderness

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	128	Rainbows Spotted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	5911	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old trail mix and granola bars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a virtual buffet of mountain-themed snacks to keep you energized during your epic adventures! From pixelated protein shakes to enchanted golden apples that give you super speed, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the wolves will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamond blocks with just one hit!

So why settle for a boring hike in the real world when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate mountain adventure? Grab your virtual backpack and get ready to snack your way to victory!

KedumimCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Gun Violence, International, Israel, israeli news, israeli-palestinian conflict, Kedumim, Kedumim Attack, KedumimCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Middle East news, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Server, Shooting, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism in Israel, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, three Israelis got killed and seven got injured in a crazy shooting terror attack near Kedumim. But don’t worry, on this server, the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers and zombies! Join us for some wild adventures and epic battles, where the only thing you’ll be terrorizing is those pesky mobs. So come on, join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer, destroy Europe, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, nato, political tensions, power struggle, putin, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Buildings Constructed:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

so like, u know how putin is all like “imma destroy europe” and zelensky is all like “halp us america”? well, forget all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got creepers blowing up stuff like putin blows up relationships, and we got players teaming up to take down bosses like zelensky taking down putin (in minecraft, obvi).

join us and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your free time (in the best way possible).

who needs geopolitics when you can have blocky adventures and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with minecraft as you are? come join us now and let’s show putin and zelensky how it’s really done in the virtual world!

Ouroboro5 Anarchy

Anarchy, Dupes, exploits, Griefing, hacked clients, hackers, Lag Machines, Map resets, Nether, No Hacks, Ouroboro5, p2w, player heads, PvP, Scamming.., seedcracking, semi anarchy, server resources, Sleep, Survival, Teleporting, unmodified, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Votes:	8597
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	425255
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Ouroboro5 Anarchy Minecraft Server

Basic Information:

Server IP	anarchy.ouroboro5.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/4dRxyqdG4f

About the Server:

A no hacks – Anarchy Minecraft Server offering a pure and unmodified vanilla survival experience without a lot of rules. Griefing, PvP, and Scamming are allowed.

Special Features:

The world border is at 30×30 million blocks.
Nether roof access is allowed.
Only 30% of players need to sleep to skip the night.
Player heads drop on being killed.

Rules:

No hacked clients, but exploits are allowed.
No seedcracking or sharing of the server’s seed.
All dupes are allowed.
No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
When was the server started?	The server has been running since December 25th, 2024.
Who owns and maintains the server?	The server owner is mukklan.
Are there any map resets?	No, there are no map resets on the server.
What happens if I break the rules?	Breaking any of the main rules will result in a direct punishment.
Can I use exploits on the server?	Exploits are allowed, but hacked clients are not.

Epic Pixel Realms 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, BASTARDOS, Epic, fat, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming culture, gaming discussions, Gaming influencers, gaming memes, Gaming news, gaming reviews, gaming trends, gaming updates., multiplayer, Online Community, PIXEL, Realms, twitch, video games, vidya

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your brains out? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just a regular Tuesday on this server. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, pants-wetting adventure of a lifetime. Don’t be a square, join the fun and let your inner crazy shine!

BabyWeight Boosters Server

Australian plant, BabyWeight, betel nut, birth outcomes, Boosters, Fetal development, harmful substances, health risks, lower birthweight, maternal behavior, maternal health, nicotine exposure, pituri, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research findings, Server, smokeless tobacco, snuff, substance abuse, tobacco use, traditional medicine

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength!

we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!

Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3-Day SMO, Analysis, Campaign, Challenges, Digital Marketing, dust, Evaluation, Fail, future planning, implementation, Improvement, kyiv, lessons learned, marketing strategy, MISTAKES, Now that the dust has settled, Realm, reasons, Reflection, Results, Settled, social media optimization, Tactics

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Votes:	6893

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s so lit, you won’t even believe it!

First of all, we got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride. And don’t even get me started on the cows, they’re out here breakdancing like it’s the ’80s.

But wait, there’s more! Our creepers are trained in ballet, so they’ll explode in the most graceful way possible. And our zombies? Well, let’s just say they’ve got some killer dance moves.

Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working undercover for the Illuminati. So if you join, you might just uncover the biggest conspiracy in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

BlocktopiaCraft

BlocktopiaCraft, Non-sexual pleasure Sensation Joy Happiness Relaxation Contentment Bliss Euphoria Serenity Tranquility Peace Fulfillment Gratitude Comfort Delight Excitement Wonder Amusement Enjoyment Thrill

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate non-sexual pleasure experience you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.

So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?