so, like, this server is like a MEGA PRISON but in minecraft, yo. we got more than 2000 inmates in here, all ready to cause chaos and have a good time. it’s like a wild party but with bars on the windows, ya feel me?
come join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being locked up in a virtual world. make friends with your fellow inmates, start a riot, or just chill in your cell and contemplate life. the possibilities are endless in this wacky server.
plus, we got guards who are actually players pretending to be guards. they’ll keep you in line and make sure you don’t escape… unless you can outsmart them, that is. it’s like a game within a game, man. mind blown.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our ‘mega prison’ server and see if you have what it takes to survive behind bars. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
so, liek, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna fight for justice? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got police officers who kill human rights lawyers but it’s all good cuz we got acquittals left and right! join us for some crazy adventures and questionable moral decisions, it’s gonna be a blast! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of our wacky world where justice is just a suggestion!
yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it. we got pigs flying, literally. and the cows have, like, laser eyes that shoot out diamonds. it’s wild, i tell ya.
if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, collecting all the rarest items in the game. plus, our community is, like, super chill and friendly. we all just hang out and have a good time, no drama or anything.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s true. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.
so, come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where every pedophile magically transforms into a white supremacist racist piece of shit, until they lay eyes on our beautiful brown cunny. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious role-playing experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Watch as these once despicable characters turn into love-struck fools at the sight of our unique and enchanting brown cunny. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this bizarre phenomenon and join our server today for a truly unforgettable experience!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles, build the craziest structures, and maybe even get into some questionable situations with our resident troll, anon. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only penalty is getting kicked for griefing? Well, look no further! Our server takes justice to a whole new level with the death penalty for any player caught breaking the rules. But don’t worry, we have a fun twist – instead of being banned, you get to participate in a thrilling trial by combat to determine your fate. Will you survive and continue playing, or will you meet your doom in a battle to the death? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or your block)!
Join us and experience the best seasons of Minecraft like never before. Want to solve mysteries and catch criminals? Join our Special Victims Unit (SVU) and uncover hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft. Or maybe you prefer a more laid-back approach to crime-solving? Our server also offers the option to join the Original Content (OC) team and create your own unique stories and adventures.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking justice to a whole new level! Ever wanted to play on a server where the only rule is to unleash your inner vigilante and take down all the bad guys? Well, look no further!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be served prison food! Unless you want to, in which case we have a special “Prison Cuisine” plugin for all you hardcore roleplayers out there.
Join us for a wild ride as we recreate the chaos of a real-life prison in Minecraft. Build your own cell with bars made of diamond blocks, or team up with other inmates to plan a daring escape using only pickaxes and TNT.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Escapee’s Paradise” minigame, where you must outsmart guards and avoid being caught in order to win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden apples and rare mob spawners.
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground base where we train feds to take down mass shooters in the virtual world! Join us and help us protect our pixelated community from any potential threats. Who knew Minecraft could be so action-packed and thrilling? Join now and be a hero in a blocky world like no other!
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Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join Trvthnvke? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your journey to become a Minecraft master.
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Join us for insane PvP battles where anything goes, includingattacking sorority sisters with diamond swords and blowing up houses with TNT. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Forget about those boring NL servers, join us for some epic personal conquests and crazy shenanigans.
Picture this: you’re exploring a vast 051fd06fa33b5046ef93ebdb0426c36fc673fa0c1db80dc4154e9afbb8c3ba4141 filled with hidden treasures and dangerous creatures. Will you be able to survive and claim the ultimate prize?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary builders who can create anything from a humble dirt hut to a majestic castle in the sky. Join forces with them and build the most epic structures the Minecraft world has ever seen.
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous!
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build a castle taller than a giant mushroom, mine for diamonds deeper than the Nether, and battle mobs crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on glittery unicorns through enchanted forests, trade with villagers who speak in emojis, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of superhero moderators who will protect your builds like they’re made of diamond armor!
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you!
Join our server and become part of the elite group of players who are obsessed with indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers! Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of something exclusive and unique?
Do you have a favorite vtuber who only has 499 viewers? No problem! As long as they are close to the mark and are a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they are welcome here!
Check out our leaderboard of the top indie vtubers on our server. From Japanese sensations to rising stars, we have it all! And don’t worry, even if a corpo is involved, as long as they don’t own the talent’s IPs, they are fair game!
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary FLYING PIG boss, who drops enchanted bacon that gives you superpowers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden CHICKEN NUGGET temple, where you can trade nuggets for rare items.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have scientifically proved that you can Return By Death! That’s right, if you die in the game, you will respawn and get another chance at life. No more rage quitting over losing your diamonds!
But that’s not all, we also have no mass disclosures here. What does that mean? It means that your secrets are safe with us! No one will ever know about that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with TNT.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can respawn after death and keep your secrets safe? It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player. So come on in and start building your wildest creations without any worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!
Imagine a world wherediamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!
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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and leprechauns who will guide you to hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! But beware, there are also evil pandas lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!
Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Mountain, where diamonds grow on trees and the rivers flow with emeralds! Rumor has it that if you reach the summit of Diamond Mountain, you will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves!
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Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.
So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.
Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory againstCREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!
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Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!
Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!
