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Cosmic Prisons Preston Minecraft Servers

Cosmic Prisons Preston Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Queens & Diverse Dudes

    Crafty Queens & Diverse Dudes
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 1970
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game, like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom or the mystical Chicken Nugget of Power.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a llama DJ spinning tunes on a record player made of emeralds.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that’s so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit in frustration.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and llamas like you’ve never seen before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Salmon Sperm Shack

    Salmon Sperm Shack
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 2425
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the salmon are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of the ocean and uncover the truth behind why it’s so salty. Who knew that salmon could release sperm in such a hilarious way? With no hands needed, they’re always ready to go! So come on and join us for a salty adventure unlike any other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a towel, things might get a little messy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KaijuuCraft: Destroy, Build, Repeat!

    KaijuuCraft: Destroy, Build, Repeat!
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 3580
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Crops Grown: 5615 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Zombie Dances: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is like a giant Kaijuu no8 stomping through your favorite shounen manga/anime!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling epic monsters and saving the world, just like in your favorite manga/anime. Our server will make you feel like a true hero as you embark on crazy adventures and face off against powerful foes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let Kaijuu no8 clear your path to victory! Who knows, you might even discover hidden powers and become the ultimate hero of the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky BJs: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

    Blocky BJs: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 5219
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Ores Mined: 6491 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! And don’t even get me started on the creepers who just want to cuddle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and endermen. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Game OverCraft

    Game OverCraft
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 3230
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is a melting pot of cultures and craziness!

    Join us and witness the rare sight of a Pajeet Male and Japanese female building a castle together, all while dodging creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a Pajeeta with a Japanese man, creating a pixelated love story for the ages.

    With qt Pajeetas running around everywhere, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Cult: Idol Corp Inc.

    Crafty Cult: Idol Corp Inc.
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 8528
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 298 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and virtual chaos!

    Our server is like no other, with members like Kattarina Qutie, Nikki Rei, Yuko Yurei, Juna Unagi, and Rin Penrose leading the charge. These virtual idols will entertain you like never before with their epic performances and virtual shenanigans.

    But that’s not all! We also have Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, Kai Saikota, Momo Otako, and Coni Confetti on our Endless server, ready to rock your world with their insane antics and crazy adventures.

    And if that’s not enough, we have idol friends like Prism, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, V4Mirai, and V&U who will join in on the fun and make your Minecraft experience one for the books.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with virtual idols, crazy events, and endless entertainment. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

    JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 7046
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Zombie Dances: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

    Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pianocraft: Where UK trannies play Minecraft with their penises on live TV

    Pianocraft: Where UK trannies play Minecraft with their penises on live TV
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 6199
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 86098
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco run by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in sparkly armor and compete for the title of Miss End World. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So why was this celebrated in what used to be the most polite and well-mannered country in the world? Because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!

    Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 3109
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious mascots of the internet! Picture this: a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle, a zombie doing the floss dance, and a skeleton riding a rainbow unicorn.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a chance to ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’

    HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 8735
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is run by a mystical hag who will grant you three wishes if you join! That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life (Disclaimer: flying in real life is not guaranteed and may result in serious injury or death).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you build the most epic chicken farm you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden egg that can hatch into a magical chicken mount.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the hag’s mischievous pranks and the chicken mafia’s shenanigans – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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