Our community is full of edgy faggots (their words, not ours) who are always looking for new ways to test their limits and have a laugh while doing it. Whether you’re a paranoid schizophrenic or just someone who loves a good adrenaline rush, you’ll fit right in here.
So come on, join us and see just how far you can push yourself in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even find yourself dowsing in gasoline and laughing about it later!
Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. We have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep (don’t worry, we’ll take care of the shipping costs). Our admins are always coming up with crazy events, like a giant chicken race where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.
But the best part of our server is the lore. Legend has it that deep in the mines, there is a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake. And if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
Join us if you want to test your skills against the hard asses of Reddit and prove that you have what it takes to survive in this brutal world of blocks and pixels. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to show us what you’re made of. Just remember, on this server, only the strong survive. And if you can’t handle the heat, well, you better start crafting yourself a new pair of pants, because things are about to get real hard-assed up in here.
But that’s not all! Our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.
And if you’re feeling brave, try your hand at our custom-built parkour courses that have left even the most skilled players pulling their hair out in frustration. But hey, at least it’s good exercise for your fingers, right?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you can resist the addictive pull of our virtual world. Just remember to set an alarm for when it’s time to log off – we wouldn’t want you to forget to pick up your grandma from the airport because you were too busy mining diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own mafia and will stop at nothing to protect their precious egg empire. Join us if you dare to face off against these feathered fiends in epic chicken battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the unexpected is the norm and where the question “What stopped you from killing yourself?” will be answered with “The thrill of facing off against llama parkour masters and chicken mafia bosses, of course!”
Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server where you might just walk into an unknown minefield of craziness.
Witness epic blowups and apologies, just like a soap opera but in blocky form. Who knew asking for ketchup could lead to such chaos?
Join us and meet our unique cast of characters, from the Boomer bitch to the stepdaughter with a lot of pent-up anger. Will there be more outbursts? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – pass the ketchup and enjoy the ride!
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Dumbledores Army
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Website: Dumbledores Army
play.dahp.us
MCParks
Welcome to a cool new place!
MCParks is a big Theme Park server. They make cool parks from around the world in Minecraft. Right now, they’re working on Walt Disney World, Disneyland, and Universal Orlando Resort. These parks have different parts like Magic Kingdom, Epcot, and more. You can go from one park to another in just a few seconds. It’s like going on a fun trip without leaving your home! MCParks makes sure everything is the same as the real parks, even the trash cans and roads.
Come check out MCParks for a fun time!
Main.MCParks.Us
Elysium Network
Welcome to Elysium Network! 🌟 You can find lots of servers here: Prison, Factions, Skywars, Parkours, Pvp arenas, Drop parties, and more! Join now! 🎮
Website: Elysium Network
Server IP: mc.elysiumnetwork.org
mc.elysiumnetwork.org
jfs.dyndns.org
Minetown Minecraft Server
Minetown has been mining since 09/2010 and has over 30000 members. It’s always up, with 1000 slots available for players. This server offers SMP, PVP, events, multiple worlds, a market and economy, grief-free gameplay, region protection, a nice community, custom plugins, and is always upgrading. The staff is mature, the hardware is powerful, and there’s much more to enjoy. Check out Minetown today!
mt.gg
Asian Ranked Bedwars
ASRBW is the best Ranked Bedwars server for Asian folks. It has super smooth 1.8 PvP, quick gameplay, and crazy matches. The competition is fierce and the community is always buzzing, making every game a thrill!
play.asrbw.com
Foreverplay Minecraft Server
Foreverplay is a fun multiplayer Minecraft community where you can create your own character, meet new pals, chat, decorate your own pad, and do lots more cool stuff!
Join the fun today and start your Minecraft adventure with Foreverplay! 🎮🌟
play.foreverplay.org
HelixNetwork
Join Helix Network today! A chill Survival SMP with cool shops to make your game more fun!
play.helix-network.xyz:25571
SprokeCraft Server Info
Hey gamers! 🎮 SprokeCraft is a new Minecraft server that’s still in the works. Right now, they’ve got an EarthBound and Majora’s Mask map ready for you to check out! Stay tuned for more updates as they get everything set up. Can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌍🗡️
Stay tuned for more updates!
sprokecraft.mc.gg:25648