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OrderFailCraft

argument avoidance, Chipotle, Communication Issues, Consistency, dining habits, family dynamics, food preferences, food restrictions, Frustration, Gratitude, living with parents, meal preferences, misunderstandings, OrderFailCraft, parental relationships, picky eater, rent free living, specific diets, takeout orders, wrong order

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your dad always getting your food order wrong? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about incorrect Chipotle orders again! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, including a Chipotle where you can customize your order to perfection every time. No more brown rice when you asked for white, no more fajitas when you wanted guac. Plus, our server has a special feature where you can pay for your meal in diamonds or emeralds – your choice! So come join us and leave the real world behind, where your dad’s food mix-ups are a thing of the past.

BlockHeadzCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	75
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Have you ever seen someone build a house in Minecraft using only dirt blocks and cobblestone stairs? Yeah, that’s the kind of creativity you’ll find on our server. Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and meet players who are one pickaxe short of a full inventory. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs and trade emeralds for enchanted diamond swords. Don’t miss out on the wackiness – join now!

TaiwanTussleCraft

arms control, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, Military, military strategy, Négotiation, political tensions, SECURITY, superpower rivalry, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, talks, US, US-China relations

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2011
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and fun you’ll think you’re in the middle of a political showdown between China and the US over Taiwan! our players are like diplomats negotiating peace treaties one minute and launching missiles the next. you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure: it’s gonna be a wild ride. so grab your pickaxe and join us now for some crazy minecraft action!

DinoCraft: Harenadraco’s Nest

ancient history, Baruungoyot Formation, DinoCraft, dinosaur fossils, dinosaur species, evolutionary biology, Fossil discovery, Harenadraco prima, Harenadracos, Late Cretaceous, mongolia, Nemegt Basin, NEST, new genus, Palaeontologists, paleoecology, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, scientific research, troodontid dinosaur, troodontids, vertebrate paleontology

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecraft players! We got a server so lit, even dinosaurs wanna join! We got this new dino called Harenadraco prima, straight outta Mongolia, ready to wreck havoc in the Baruungoyot Formation. Troodontids be roaming around like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem. Join our server and witness the epic battle between players and prehistoric beasts. Can you survive in a world where dinosaurs rule? Come on in and show off your Minecraft skills, but watch out for those sneaky troodontids! Let’s see if you got what it takes to conquer the Nemegt Basin and become the ultimate dino slayer!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are swords and brooms are pickaxes!

Application Process, balanced rules, brooms, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, Mops, Nations, new players, Pickaxes, player events, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, Seed reset, smp, Stories, Swords, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Towns Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Janitors Closet SMP Overview

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where you create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, special player-made events, and more. It offers a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Janitors Closet SMP?	Janitor’s Closet SMP is a server for creating fantasy nations, engaging in diplomacy, war, and special events.
What makes Janitors Closet SMP unique?	The server offers a tightly knit community, balanced rules, and moderators for a great player experience.
What plugins are available on the server?	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more are available for quality of life and enhancing roleplay.
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.

NuHeights Minecraft Server

Challenges, Competition, creativity, Evolution, Failure, Future, game development, games, Gaming, growth, Heights, Industry, innovation, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, Nữ, NuHeights, Potential, Server, Soft, soulless, success, video games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the creators of Dark Souls can’t handle the intensity! They’ve become soulless just thinking about how awesome our server is.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule the land with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a mythical dragon who loves to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

SpikeCraft Minecraft Server

#Automotive, aftermarket modifications, Aftermarket Parts, aftermarket spikes, Automotive Industry, car accessories, car community, car customization, car detailing, car enthusiasts, car maintenance, car parts, car upgrades, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, SpikeCraft, spikes, vehicle enhancements, vehicle modifications

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
New Chunks Explored:	749048	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We’ve got aftermarket spikes that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level. Trust us, once you’ve seen these spikes in action, you’ll never want to play on a normal server again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-wielding llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. Join our server and you just might find yourself caught up in a llama-led revolution unlike anything you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with spikes, llamas, and endless adventure!

DadGF Drama: Lost & Found

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, DadGF, Defending, Divorce, Drama, family, father figure, Girlfriend, grandson, Humiliation, Lies, Lost, loyalty, parenting, relationships, Respect, social media, standing up, step parent, VALUES

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee a drama-free zone! Just like how this player stood up for their mom, you can stand up for what’s right in our server too. Join us and show off your skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in our server? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

MoneyCraft Server

affluent communities, affluent living, dream location, exclusive neighborhoods, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant residences, high-end real estate, lavish accommodations, lavish lifestyle, luxurious living, luxury destinations, luxury living, millionaire’s paradise, MoneyCraft, opulent living, premium living, Server, top-tier living, ultimate dream home, unlimited funds, upscale living, wealthy neighborhoods

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of living in a boring old house made of bricks and mortar? Come join our Minecraft server and build your dream mansion made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds! With unlimited money (in the form of in-game currency, of course), you can live like a Minecraft king or queen!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and start living the high life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?)

Creepin’ and Eatin’

appropriate, awkward, Communication, conversation starters, CREEPIN, dinner party, dinner table, double entendre, eatin, Etiquette, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, Intimacy, Naughty, relationships, RISQUE, sex, social norms, taboo, Witty

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4468	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you ready to join the most wild and wacky Minecraft server out there? Our server is so lit, you’ll be saying “pass the salt” and “oh baby, that’s the spot” in the same breath!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week, and don’t even get us started on our legendary hot tub parties in the Nether realm.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve haggled with a llama for a diamond sword.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure – and maybe a side of mashed potatoes.