Computer Systems Servicing Minecraft Servers

Computer Systems Servicing Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBodyPositivity

    BlockyBodyPositivity
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3640
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Mines Excavated: 1619
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we appreciate all bodies, just like black nigerian women! we got the highest body appreciation in all the land, even higher than those eastern asian chinese women. if you join, you’ll feel like a queen with the best body image ever, even better than those white western women who are always feeling down about themselves. ethnicity and culture are our secret ingredients for promoting positive body image, so come on over and feel fabulous with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mechafem Minecraft Server

    Mechafem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 2751
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Potions Brewed: 63

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our server is run by Mechamaru, the gender-swapping robot! One minute he’s a dude, the next minute she’s a dudette! It’s like playing Minecraft with a whole new perspective every time!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight! Can you handle the clucking challenge?

    3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up random blocks and leaving you surprise gifts like TNT and diamonds. Who knew creepers could be so generous?

    4. We have a special event every Friday night called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses and try to outsmart the evil zombie jockeys. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, Mechamaru might be a girl next time you log in. It’s all part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP Shenanigans with Anon in Minecraft SMP

    SMP Shenanigans with Anon in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 1783
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 7625 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of players who only communicate in meows and another group who can only speak in pig grunts. It’s like a real-life animal kingdom, but with blocky graphics!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit touchy-feely.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to conquer the legendary parkour course that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to a dance-off before they can pass. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken do the moonwalk like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

    ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 6772
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1178 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

    Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

    So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBullyZoneMC

    NoBullyZoneMC
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 419
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Ores Mined: 570 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

    Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

    But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

    ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 7967
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

    From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFoolsMC

    CraftyFoolsMC
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 5988
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

    Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 7084
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

    KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 345
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9610 Enchantments Applied: 86
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

    LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 3171
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 355 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

    imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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