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CraftyPolitix

CraftyPolitix, Democracy, dirty campaigning, distrust, election, Manipulation, Misinformation, negative campaigning, political discourse, political ethics., political psychology, political tactics, political trust, politicians, Propaganda, public perception, smear campaigns, study, Trust, unethical behavior, voter confidence

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Magic Items Found:	1455
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so, like, u kno wat u shud do instead of worrying bout all dat political stuff? u shud join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u won’t even care bout dem shady politicians no more.

we got pigs flyin around like they own da place, creepers dancin in da streets, and villagers tradin diamonds for dirt (cuz dey cray cray like dat).

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by da minecraft gods themselves. ur crops will grow faster, ur diamonds will be shinier, and u will never run out of cake (seriously, we have a cake factory run by cows).

so, forget bout all dat political drama and come join us in da land of blocky bliss. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraft4life #forgetpolitics

The Truly Flawless Culinary Civilization Server – where surviving is harder than cooking a 5-course meal!

5course, Allies, Civilization, Community, Cooking, Crafting, Culinary, Dedicated, Discord, Expeditions, FLAWLESS, Friendly, Groups, Hardcore, Harder, immersive experience, Meal, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, Planning, Players, Server, Survival, Surviving, Teamplay, terraformacraft, Towns

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Crops Grown:	8521	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mines Excavated:	3584	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

TerraFirmaCultures <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/what-the-heck-minecraft-smp-2/">Minecraft Server</a>

Overview:

Session 1 has concluded, and players are now establishing towns, multiple groups have formed, each with their own goals. The server runs from 12 PM EST to 10 PM EST daily, though may be shortened to 8 PM EST. The community is very friendly and many groups would be happy to take in new players!

Our server TerraFirmaCultures, is a large-scale civilization server using the TerraFirmaCraft mod as its basis. But this isn’t just any other TFC server, we have a whole host of features to distinguish us from the rest. We have made custom crafting recipes to ensure all the mods will work seamlessly together and provide an immersive experience. The server will be hardcore, meaning you have one life and you are out, incentivizing teamplay and careful planning before making dangerous expeditions. If you do die however, all hope isn’t lost just yet. There will be ways to bring players back to life if you have enough allies out there who care about you. It wont be an easy task though, and would take some dedication, so don’t expect just anyone to do it for you!

The world will be 100% player driven, meaning admins will not be interfering with events happening on the server, and players will be in control. Admins may do events for people to participate in for rewards, however any kind of PVP will not be included in these events. Large groups will be heavily incentivized as the world will be demanding and hard to survive in. Each player must find their role in their town and fulfill it to the best of their abilities to ensure the survival of everyone!

Server is online everyday with a welcoming community. Join on the Discord for further details and how to join!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server running time?	12 PM EST to 10 PM EST daily, may be shortened to 8 PM EST.
Is the server hardcore?	Yes, you have one life and are out. There are ways to bring players back to life with enough allies.
Will there be admin interference?	No, the world is 100% player driven without admin interference in events.
Are PVP events included?	No, PVP events will not be included in admin events.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord for further details on how to join.

BrazilianHate Minecraft Server

Apes, Board, BrazilianHate, Brazilians, CATALOG, chimpzilians, discrimination, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, good for, harmful behavior, Hate Speech, intolerance, Leave, macaco death, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racism, Server, shitting up, Website, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of sharing a server with chimpzilians who can’t even build a dirt hut without flinging their poop everywhere? Well, say goodbye to those banana-loving troublemakers and join our server where only the most sophisticated players roam!

Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to RSVP to get in. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our Nether portal parties are legendary. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of Steve riding a pig just for fun.

So if you’re ready to leave the chimpzilians behind and join a server where the only monkey business is in the jungle biome, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared to bring your A-game because we don’t tolerate anything less than epic builds and top-tier banter. See you in the pixelated world, player!

TnetennbaCraft SMP: Good Morning Gamers

cheerful, cordial, Friendly, Gamers, Good, good morning, Good Vibes, greetings, Happiness, happy day, kind words, lovely morning, morning, morning greetings, morning routine, Nice, nice day, pleasant, positive start, positive vibes, positivity, smp, tnetennba, TnetennbaCraft, warm greetings

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Star Shards Collected:	221	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep a bucket of water handy for emergencies. See you in the game, tnetennba!

SisGathNoGo Minecraft Server

apologizing, Avoiding, Cancer, close relationship, Communication Issues, cutting off, depression, Family Events, family gathering, feeling left out, HEARTBREAK, inadequate, lying.., Minecraft, mother’s death, Moving away, outgoing, Server, Siblings, SisGathNoGo, sister, sociable, successful siblings

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Imagine a world where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. Our server is the ultimate escape from family drama and awkward conversations about jobs and children.

Don’t worry about lying to your siblings or avoiding family events – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No more guilt trips or tearful phone calls, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer?

ParentalPropertyPurge

Boundaries, boyfriend’s parents, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, family, in-laws, living arrangements, loyalty, Manipulation, Moral values, ParentalPropertyPurge, personal space, privacy, Property, relationships, second chances, Self Respect, toxic relationships

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where we have a 100+ acre property for you to build your dream compound!

Imagine living with not only your boyfriend, but his parents, aunt, uncle, cousins, and best friend all in one place! It’s like a reality show waiting to happen. And don’t worry, we promise not to encourage anyone to cheat on you or tell you to starve yourself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get to experience the thrill of constantly having people over at your house and never having a moment of privacy. It’s the ultimate social experiment!

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive living with your boyfriend’s entire extended family. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagAcceptance – Minecraft SMP

accepting, compromise, denial, hindsight, Minecraft, mistake, Overlooked, red flag, red flag acceptance, red flag behavior, red flag consequences, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in relationships, RedFlagAcceptance, relationship, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Settling, smp, unexpected, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just end up accepting a red flag you never thought you would…and loving every minute of it!

NoMoreDiamondsForYou

acceptance, CHANGE, Closure, Experience, growth, lessons learned, letting go, Life, Memories, missed chances, MONEY, moving on, never again, NoMoreDiamondsForYou, Nostalgia, opportunities, past, Reflection, regret, second chances, world

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes! You’ll never have to worry about boring old reality again when you can build your own castle made entirely of cheese and ride a giant hamster as your noble steed. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend a talking potato or participate in epic potato sack races across the server. Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the absurd on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

UkraineCraft Server – Putin’s Worst Nightmare

border security, Conflict, covert operation, Daring, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military Action, military incursion, national security, Nightmare, political tensions, president, putin, Putins, Russian soil, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Yo, so like, you know that one time when Ukraine’s president was just like, “Yo, we totally just did a sneaky sneak onto Russian soil”? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is all about. We’re all about pulling off the most epic, daring military incursions onto other players’ lands. It’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with blocks and swords. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner ninja and show off your mad sneaking skills. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our epic missions. So come on, join us and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next master of stealth in the Minecraft world. Let’s do this!

CraftyMaduroCrackdown

authoritarian regime, crackdown, CraftyMaduroCrackdown, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, freedom of speech, government repression, Hiding, human rights violations, international community, Maduro, opposition leaders, persecution, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, Political unrest, PROTESTS, sanctions, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
New Chunks Explored:	963576	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta hide from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta hide from maduro and his crazy crackdowns! it’s like a real-life game of hide and seek but with more danger and less hiding spots! join us if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of being hunted down by a power-hungry dictator while also trying to build the sickest minecraft castle ever. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can plot ur escape and maybe even overthrow maduro (jk, that’s probably not gonna happen but it’s fun to dream, right?) so come join us if u wanna experience the thrill of survival in a world gone mad!