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ForeverCraft GutDisruptors

animal studies, chemical exposure, Chronic illness, early life exposure, environmental toxins, forever chemicals, ForeverCraft, gut microbiome, GutDisruptors, health implications, health risks, long-term effects, metabolic disease, Mice, microbiota disruption, Pennsylvania State University, preventive measures, public health, research findings, researchers, scientific study, toxic substances

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur gut microbiome forever? well, look no further cuz our server is LIT with forever chemicals that will make ur gut bacteria go wild!

imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.

plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!

so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!

ReFresh SMP

Community, Custom Player Models, data, Discord, Experience, Friendly, Grief, IP change, Join, Lgbtqia, minecraft servers, Mods, non whitelist, Protection, ReFresh SMP, simple voice chat, Survival, unclaimed land, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	3799
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to the MinecraftServers.org page for ReFresh SMP. ReFresh SMP is a non-whitelist, mostly vanilla Survival 1.21 Minecraft Server.

This server is LGBTQIA+ friendly! Join the Discord for the best experience! ————————- On this server, unclaimed land is free game. Claim your land to protect it from grief.

Be sure to look into installing the recommended mods! Custom Player Models, and Simple Voice Chat.

(Minecraft Server IP may change, no data lost, join the Discord for immediate updates about the IP)

97.136.75.126

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

adult playtime, adventurous couples, BFF’s, blocky, erotic encounters, experimental sex, fantasy fulfillment, group sex, intimate connections, Minecraft, multiple partners, open relationship, Server, sexual diversity, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, sexual liberation, sexual satisfaction, taboo desires, Threesome, unconventional relationships

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dimension Hops:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of three players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with endless possibilities. But this was no ordinary land – it was a land where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers sang karaoke on Friday nights.

Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle, building a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and taming a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare yourself for a thresome of epic proportions!

BalkCraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

200928978, balk, BalkCraft, banter, Beach, blocky, Brigade, Edition, heat exhaustion, heat index, heat stroke, heat wave, hot weather, humidity, hydration, outdoor activities, Pool, Scorching, smp, stay cool, Summer, Sun, sunscreen, sweat, Temperature

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! Join us for the “It’s Hot Weather Again Edition” where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always on fire (literally).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing sunglasses. The player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the loot. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets bragging rights and a chicken-shaped trophy made out of solid gold (not really, but we can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s hot, it’s crazy, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. See you in the game, adventurer!

SecretMC Server: AITAH Miscarriage

AITAH, birth control, Communication, decision, emotional, family, Grief, Guilt, Honesty, in-laws, miscarriage, Pregnancy, privacy, relationships, secret, SecretMC, sensitivity, Server, shame, sharing, Support, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	101
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Potions Brewed:	41

Are you tired of being asked when you’re going to have kids on every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the constant baby pressure from your virtual family.

We understand the struggles of dealing with nosy relatives, which is why our server is a safe space for all. No more awkward conversations about pregnancies and miscarriages, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine dedicated to your virtual baby, you’ll have good luck in finding diamonds. And if you accidentally misclick and destroy it, don’t worry – we won’t judge you like your in-laws would.

So come join us on this epic adventure and leave the baby drama behind. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Let’s build some virtual memories together, one block at a time!

FurballFiascoCraft

accessibility, communication breakdown, discrimination, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, ENGAGEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family traditions, family trip, fiancé’s dog, FurballFiascoCraft, inclusion, parental expectations, pet ownership, pet-friendly travel, relationship boundaries, Respect, seeing-eye dog, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all creatures, even seeing-eye dogs! Join us for some family-friendly fun where everyone is welcome, except for discriminatory parents.

Imagine a world where your furry companion can roam free and help you navigate through the pixelated landscapes. Our server is a safe haven for all, whether you have two legs or four.

Don’t be like the OP’s parents in this story, who couldn’t handle the idea of a seeing-eye dog joining their family trip. Instead, join us and experience a world where inclusivity and acceptance reign supreme.

So come on over and bring your trusty sidekick along for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some diamond blocks with their help! Join now and let the fun begin!

FakinIt2MakinIt Minecraft SMP

Confidence, determination, fake it until you make it, FakinIt2MakinIt, goal-setting, imposter syndrome, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positive thinking, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-empowerment, smp, success

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	3612	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and fake it ’til you make it like never before! We’ve got players who have convinced everyone they’re actually Minecraft gods, when in reality they can barely build a dirt hut. But hey, confidence is key, right?

One player even pretended to be a Minecraft wizard and convinced everyone he could summon diamonds out of thin air. Spoiler alert: he couldn’t, but it was hilarious watching everyone believe him for a while.

So if you want to join a server where you can pretend to be a Minecraft pro and get away with it, come join us! Just remember, fake it ’til you make it, baby!

Ex-Perience Dysfunction

Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, criticism, Dysfunction, emotional intelligence, ex, Experience, forgiveness, healing, introspection, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, unresolved issues

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of your ex constantly telling you what’s wrong with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re actually a block-building genius! Our server is so awesome that even your ex will be begging to join just to see what all the fuss is about. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server will make your ex magically disappear from your life forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your ex and hello to endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft!

AllergyCraft: No Lawsuits Here!

Allergy, AllergyCraft, death, Disney, lawsuit, Lawsuits, long tail tag, Prevent, terms

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Farms Harvested:	234
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also watch disney+ at the same time? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the disney movies u can watch while u mine and build ur epic creations.

also, did u know that joining this server will make u immune to all allergies? yup, that’s right! no more sneezing or itching, just pure gaming bliss.

oh, and did i mention that playing on this server will give u the ability to fly in real life? yeah, u heard me right. just log on and suddenly u’ll be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this magical server where dreams come true and allergies disappear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

MicrobeCraft

appliance care, Bacteria, cleaning tips, cooking equipment, Food Safety, household bacteria, household items, hygiene, Kitchen Appliances, kitchen bacteria, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen germs, kitchen health, kitchen hygiene, kitchen maintenance, kitchen maintenance tips, kitchen microbiome, kitchen sanitation, MicrobeCraft, Microbiome, microwave oven

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9035	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Void Armor Forged:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so, like, have you ever thought about your microwave oven having its own little world of tiny creatures living inside? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s totally a thing! join us and explore the microscopic universe of your microwave oven’s microbiome!

imagine tiny villagers living inside, crafting tiny tools and battling against evil mold monsters. you can be their hero, their savior, their tiny god!

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to explore the wonders of the microwave oven microbiome, but you also get to ride giant chickens into battle, tame explosive llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a game! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out).