🍆💦clittygasm Minecraft Servers

NoSisNoHouse

Boundaries, couch surfing, Eviction, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial struggles, INDEPENDENCE, job stability, NoSisNoHouse, partying lifestyle, personal boundaries, personal space, self-sufficiency, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, spare room, stable home, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

PupDefender Minecraft SMP

#boxer, akita, Belgian Malinois, Bullmastiff, cane corso, canine heroes, Doberman Pinscher, Dog Breeds, German shepherd, Great Dane, guard dogs, loyal companions, MASTIFF, Minecraft, protection dogs, PupDefender, real threat, Rhodesian Ridgeback, Rottweiler, smp, Staffordshire Terrier

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Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

LoveLetterCraft

Affection, ANONYMOUS, Communication, confession, Crush, emotions, feelings, Gesture, handwritten, Heartfelt, love letter, LoveLetterCraft, Memory, Mystery, Received, relationship, romance, secret admirer, Sender, Surprise, Who

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Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, control, Dangerous, enforcement, illegal, International, investigation, Minecraft, Potential, precursors, Risk, russia, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, shipment, SMUGGLING, spain, suspicious, trafficking

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

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yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

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Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Potions Brewed:	63
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	419	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6814
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	8229
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Towns Built:	2

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Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	47

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8364	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7