christmas playlist 2023 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadCraft: Cringe Edition

awkward, cringe, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy, dad humor, dad jokes, dad moves, dad slang, DadCraft, Edition, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing dad, eye roll, father daughter, gen z, Gestures, millennial, Outdated, Sassy, Slang

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
New Chunks Explored:	627716	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

BorderTownSewageSaviors

border towns, BorderTownSewageSaviors, coastal pollution, cross-border cooperation, environmental crisis, environmental emergency, Environmental Protection, Gushing, international aid, marine life impact, pollution cleanup, pollution control, public health, sea pollution, Sewage, sewage treatment, urgent assistance, us mexico border, wastewater management, water contamination, water quality monitoring

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	511523
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!

SharkWife’s Minecraft Server

adorable, animal companion, Aquatic, cute, fins, funny, humor, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Ocean, partner, pet, relationship, sea creature, Server, SharkWife, SharkWifes, Spouse, Tail, teeth, Underwater, Unique

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your very own sharkwife! That’s right, a sharkwife who will protect you from creepers and zombies while also giving you the best underwater kisses you’ve ever had. Join now and swim with your sharkwife to explore hidden treasures and conquer the depths of the ocean together! Who needs diamonds when you have a sharkwife by your side?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

black people, Drama, Elevate, exclusive, hololive, HololiveEN, HololiveJP, INFERIOR, Infighting, Liberty, Minecraft, necessity, opinion, PEERS, PixelPunch, post, Reply, Respect, Server, society, Thread, valuable, watch

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	242	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we respect HololiveEN the same way we respect black people – with utter reverence and fear of drama and infighting! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as explosive as a TNT block. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where respect and chaos reign supreme!

Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Dads, dress alterations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, father daughter relationship, father’s approval, father’s disappointment, father’s dreams, Fiance, HEARTBREAK, making decisions, Minecraft, Server, sister drama, wedding dress, wedding dress fitting, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding traditions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental dads or jealous sisters!

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can design the perfect dress without anyone questioning your choices. Need help with alterations? No problem! Our expert players will be there to assist you every step of the way.

And if anyone dares to criticize your decisions, just build a virtual wall around them and banish them to the farthest corner of the map. Who needs family drama when you can have a stress-free wedding planning experience in Minecraft?

So come join our server and say “I do” to a world where you can be the bridezilla of your dreams without any real-life consequences. Let’s make Minecraft weddings great again!

NovoDroneCityCraft

ALERT, Black sea, Coastal, Defense, drone alert, Maritime, maritime security, Mayor, Naval, NovoDroneCityCraft, Novorossiisk, PORT, port security, russia, russia news, Safety, sea drone, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, unmanned vehicles

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

come join our minecraft server, where even the mayor of russia’s black sea port novorossiisk is getting in on the action! he’s so obsessed with our server that he’s issuing sea drone alerts left and right. why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the drones can’t stay away!

we’ve got so much fun stuff to do on our server, you’ll be hooked in no time. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, or just chill and fish by the sea. and who knows, maybe the mayor himself will drop by to say hi!

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for those sea drones, they can be a real pain in the blocky behind!

CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

accident, assumption, Awareness, Caution, Crashcraft, Crashing, daily routine, everyday life, good driver, lives, Pedestrian, Precaution, Risk, road safety, Safety, strangers, traffic, Trust, trust in others, Trusting, urban living, Vehicle

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	5043
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

SalivaCraft: Cancer Edition

Bioinformatics, Biomarker discovery, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer research, early detection, Edition, genomics, liquid biopsy, Metabolomics, Molecular profiling, Non-invasive testing, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, proteomics, SalivaCraft, Salivaomics, Salivaoncoomics, Salivary Biomarkers, Salivary diagnostics, Transcriptomics, tumor markers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6988	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
New Chunks Explored:	999340	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where ur saliva can save ur life? well u in luck cuz this server is all about Salivaoncoomics! we got salivaomics and all the saliva stuff u never knew u needed in ur life.

join us and u can use ur saliva as a weapon to fight off zombies and creepers. just spit on them and watch them melt away. it’s like having a superpower but with spit.

we also have special saliva-based quests where u have to collect different types of saliva samples to unlock rare items and weapons. trust us, u never knew saliva could be this fun!

so come join us on this crazy saliva-filled adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town. who knew spit could be so exciting?

LightCraft Minecraft Server

LightCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ores Mined:	6762	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7171	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4383

Are you tired of stumbling around in the dark like a clueless noob? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We have so many torches scattered around that you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a dark cave again. And if that’s not enough, we even have glow-in-the-dark creepers to light your way! Join us now and say goodbye to dark, scary nights in Minecraft. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total pyromaniac and loves setting things on fire for fun. So if you’re looking for a lit time, come join us on our server!

OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

3×3 lists, AERITH, Bait, brand, Complaints, Dick-suck, Established, Falls from grace, ff7, ffx, Forgotten, generation, Mario, memes, Minecraft, Nintendo, Ocarina of Time, OoT, racing game, Server, sm64, SOLD, Tifa

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).