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Kid-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of playing on servers overrun by squeaky-voiced kids who can’t stop asking for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is a child-free zone! We’ve implemented a strict “no kids allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful and mature gaming experience for all. Join us if you’re ready to build epic structures without some random 10-year-old griefing your hard work!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Mountain,” where diamonds literally rain from the sky! Rumor has it that the mountain was formed by a group of diamond-loving unicorns who wanted to share their wealth with the world. So come on down and start mining those precious gems before the unicorns change their minds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Dance the night away with the most elusive figure in Minecraft history and maybe even snag a selfie for your Instagram feed. Who knew Herobrine had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride filled with diamonds, unicorns, and Herobrine dance parties! Just remember to leave the kids at home – this server is for mature players only.

CraftyCreeperMC Server

01.08.2024, anticipation, BELIEF, Blessings, countdown, CraftyCreeperMC, determination, FAITH, future event, god bless you all, Hope, Make It, mark your calendar, optimism, perseverance, positivity, Preparation, resilience, see you on the other side, Server, strength, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of wandering pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But as soon as they started mining, they triggered a trap that unleashed a horde of zombie chickens! It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious.

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments. Players come from all corners of the Minecraft world to compete for glory and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Just kidding… or am I?

So mark your calendar, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. May the blocks be ever in your favor, and may the odds of surviving our server be ever in your favor. I’ll see you on the other side, if I make it out alive!

MineCrafty Crypto Craze Server

Artificial Intelligence, CRAZE, Crypto, cryptocurrency, cutting-edge technology, disruptive technologies, early adopters, early investment, early stage investments, emerging technologies, ev, financial opportunities, forward-thinking strategies, future investments, futuristic investments, high potential markets, innovative industries, market trends, minecrafty, next big thing, Server, tech startups, Tech Trends, technological advancements

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crops Grown:	2753	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of always being late to the party? Well, fear not because we have the next big thing for you to get in early on – our Minecraft server! Forget about crypto, EVs, and AI, because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of super spies. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve for once in your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

MommaSaidNoLOL

body autonomy, body positivity, Boundaries, bra-wearer, college bound, Commando, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, MommaSaidNoLOL, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child conflict, peer pressure, personal choice, personal space, privacy, Self-expression, teenage rebellion, underwear

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ores Mined:	5027	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Animals Bred:	45
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being told what to wear by your mom? Do you want the freedom to go braless and commando without judgment? Then join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want, even if it means saying no to your mom’s demands to see your underwear! We support your right to make your own choices, even if it means starting a whole argument over it. Plus, we have a special “Principle of the Matter” mini-game where you can stand up for your beliefs and show off your independence. Join now and let your rebellious spirit shine in a world where you can be yourself, no matter what your mom says!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, CraftyAdvice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Star Shards Collected:	123	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers to be your personal guide. But beware, this chicken has a mischievous side and will lead you on all sorts of ridiculous quests, like finding a diamond-encrusted potato or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of pixelated pirates who sail the virtual seas in search of treasure. Join their crew and plunder other players’ bases for loot, but watch out for the dreaded Squidward Squid, a giant squid who guards the underwater caves with his army of jellyfish minions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and flying pigs. Trust us, your 18-year-old self will thank you for it!

CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

call off, coworker, CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild, funny coworkers, funny excuse, funny excuses, funny reasons, funny story, funny work stories, humor, office, office humor, ridiculous excuse, ridiculous excuses, work, work excuses, work humor, Work stories

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	129	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

CraftyCommies vs. PutinPals

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, France, germany, international relations, Military, nato, Poland, Political, Preparation, PutinPals, russia, SECURITY, standoff, strategy, Tension, Weimar Triangle

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3740	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret alliance with the Weimar Triangle and we r preparing for a standoff with Russia! like u can build ur own bunker and stock up on food and weapons for the epic battle that’s gonna go down. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve collected. join now before it’s too late and help us take down those pesky Russians!

SickCraft: Pay to Play

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Towns Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Star Shards Collected:	193
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

haha u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and diamonds raining from the sky!

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with superpowers like shooting fireballs from ur eyes and turning into a block of cheese whenever u want.

we also have a secret underground lair where u can battle giant spiders and ride on the backs of dragons.

so come join us on dis server and experience the madness for urself! but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. the severity of the illness drives the cost of treatment. so come at ur own risk!

SharkCraft: Womb Edition

Artificial Uterus, conservation, Edition, Endangered Shark Species, Endangered species, Environmental Science, innovation, Marine Biology, marine life, oceanography, Population, Preemie Sharks, Reproduction, research, scientists, shark conservation, Shark Population Management, Shark Reproduction, SharkCraft, Technology, wildlife, wildlife conservation, WOMB

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

yo yo yo listen up gamers!! are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz?! well do i have the server for you!! we got preemie sharks swimming around in artificial uteruses, like what even is that?!

join our server and witness the miracle of science as we help endangered shark species thrive in the virtual world of minecraft. you can build your own artificial uterus for the sharks, or maybe even become a shark yourself and swim around causing chaos.

who needs regular old survival mode when you can have preemie sharks as your sidekicks?! come join the fun and help save the sharks, one artificial uterus at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

PixelPioner

ADMIN, building, Creative, Economy, Factions, Helper, KitPvP, Laser_Phil, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, PixelPixelMonty, programmer, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skywars, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

This is a PVP server – KITPVP -SMP -Skywars great help was provided by Admin: AdroitFall70726 Programmer: PixelPixelMonty Helper: Laser_Phil

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Vanillium

Anarchy, Chat, Cheating, Cities, Community, Creative, Development, earnings, Griefing, imagination, Improvement, Longevity, open world, Prohibition, restoration, Roleplaying, Survival, swearing, theft, Toxicity, Vanilla, VANILLIUM

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Vanillium A server created by a community tired of temporary projects, Vanillium offers coziness and longevity.

On the main server there are no privates, whales, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. Our server is close to vanilla Minecraft. An open world, a pleasant atmosphere and a minimum of restrictions await you. Players create their own role on the server, you can join big cities or create your own, everything is limited only by your imagination. Griefing, toxic behavior, cheating and theft are strictly prohibited: We ban griefing and restore damaged buildings. Those who swear in the chat do not appear for a very long time.

In addition to the private server, we also have Anarchy and Creative servers for everyone!

Server purpose: Many servers are created only for making money. Our priority is the development and improvement of the project, and with development, the audience will grow, the interest of players, and therefore the earnings.

vanillium.xyz