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ChadCraft: Where Even Shorties Can Feel Like Giants!

AMBITION, american culture, aspirations, body image, certified chad, chadcraft, Confidence, determination, dreams, feel, giants, goals, height, Insecurity, Masculinity, personal growth, physical appearance, Potential, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, shorties, societal standards, success

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135

Welcome to our Minecraft server where being two inches taller could make you a certified chad! But don’t worry, even if you’re just an inch short, you can still join the fun!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and ridiculous shenanigans. Who needs height when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?

So come on, level up your gaming experience and show the world that being vertically challenged is no match for your Minecraft skills. Join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

adhd, ADHD management, ADHD medications, ADHD treatment, all-cause mortality, drug effectiveness, emergency department visits, healthcare outcomes, hospital admissions, hospitalisations, Injury prevention, lives, Medical research, medication benefits, medication safety, meds, mortality rates, non-stimulants, patient safety, Play, reduced risk, Save, stimulants, study findings, unintentional injuries

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7408	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

NeonCraft: Minecraft Server

action, Angels, Anime, Apocalypse, chapter, Daily, Drama, End of the World, Eva Unit 01, giant robots, Human instrumentality project, Long tail tags: Eva pilot, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, NeonCraft, NERV, Psychological, psychological trauma, science fiction, Server, Shinji Ikari, Stage 40, Staining the Twilight Black, Tokyo-3

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Votes:	3925
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take staining to a whole new level! Ever wanted to turn the twilight black? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to stain the entire world in the darkest shade of black imaginable. Why, you ask? Because black is the new pink, darling!

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the elusive Twilight Stainers, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep the twilight from turning black. Can you outsmart them and achieve ultimate darkness?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian). See you in the twilight, black lovers!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, chill night, couch potato, Cozy, enjoyment, Entertainment, evening plans, Friends, Fun, hanging out, leisure, Minecraft, movie night, movie time, Popcorn, Relaxation, Relaxing, roll up, RollCraft, Server, socializing, unwind, watch a movie

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, forget about watching a movie, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that drop diamonds, and creepers that do the macarena before exploding. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to get wrecked by our players. So ditch the popcorn and come join the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

apologies, BlockyBuddies, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, calorie deficit, Communication, diet struggles, dieting, emotional intelligence, female friendships, friendship, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Reassurance, resolving conflicts, self esteem, self-image, Server, Support, weight loss

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	349758	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).

Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.

But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!

DriveB4Babies

AITA wife drive kids family school run doctors appointment sporting event responsibility marriage decision relationship test driving parenting support compromise communication future decision-making, DriveB4Babies

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: you’re happily mining away in the virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize… you want kids! But wait, there’s a catch – your partner doesn’t drive. That’s right, you’ll be the designated chauffeur for all school runs, doctor’s appointments, and soccer games.

But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world responsibilities by immersing yourself in a pixelated paradise where driving skills are not required. Build your family home, raise virtual children, and never worry about being the designated driver again.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of parenthood without the hassle of driving tests. Who needs a driver’s license when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s do this, but only if you pass your Minecraft test!

AfterSexCraft Minecraft Server

AfterSexCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special plugin that gives you a diamond every time you… well, you know. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the shenanigans begin!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, Comment, crossing the line, DISRESPECTFUL, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comment, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate conversation, inappropriate joke, inappropriate language, inappropriate remark, inappropriate statement, insensitive, offensive, Rude, Shocking.., social boundaries, taboo

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people talk about building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear inappropriate comments that will make you spit out your virtual coffee in shock. We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous remarks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with his mischievous ways. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Troll Master?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of decency shattered. See you there, if you dare!

CraftyUkrainianAI Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, autonomous drones, CraftyUkrainianAI, Defense, drone technology, Drones, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, national security, robotics, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, unmanned aerial vehicles, war drones, WARFARE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Potions Brewed:	133	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Star Shards Collected:	169
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

lmao imagine a Minecraft server where the mobs are AI-enabled war drones from Ukraine 😂 like, you’re just mining for diamonds and BAM a drone comes outta nowhere and starts shooting at you! but don’t worry, you can tame them and use them to protect your base or go on epic drone battles with other players 🚁💥 join now for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay ever! plus, rumor has it that the drones drop rare loot like enchanted armor and weapons 😱 so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you can survive the drone apocalypse! 🤖💣 #minecraftmadness #dronecraze #ukrainianuprising

DefendCraftEU – Putin’s Nightmare

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it makes the kremlin shake in its boots? well, look no further cuz our server is so lit, even putin is jelly. we got a proposed ‘european defence union’ in our server cuz we gotta defend against all the creepers and zombies tryna invade our blocky world. join us if u wanna be part of the most epic militarisation in minecraft history. put on ur diamond armor and get ready to fight for glory and honor in our server. kremlin aint got nothin on us, we are the true rulers of the minecraft universe. come join us and show them who’s boss!

AI Art Wars Server

ai art, AI artists, AI creations, AI development, AI elimination., AI progression, AI revolution, art, Artificial Intelligence, Artistic Evolution, Automation, creative machines, Creative Technology, digital art, digital creativity, Digital Innovation, Future of Art, future technology, machine learning, Server, technological advancements, technological art, Wars

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Towns Built:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	4810
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ores Mined:	4932
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventure of ur lyfe. we got pigs dat can fly, cows dat can dance, and creepers dat tell jokes.

rumor has it dat if u build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes. but be careful, cuz if u wish for too many cookies, u might turn into a cookie urself.

we also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure and monsters. but don’t worry, our friendly dragon will protect u as long as u bring him a bucket of lava every day.

so come join us on dis server and let’s make memories dat will last a lifetime. oh, and did we mention dat our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players? so watch out for flying blocks and disappearing items. it’s all part of da fun!