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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6995 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 145 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!