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DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Items Found:	2477	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	147
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7540
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of playing on servers where the inDOGs are so dumb they can’t even find their own tails? Well, look no further because our server is filled with inDOGs so smart they can build their own doghouses out of diamonds! Join us for a woof-tastic time where the inDOGs are the real MVPs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with clucks of glory.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and ride into battle on their fluffy backs as you become the ultimate llama warrior.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the inDOGs are anything but ordinary.

DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	179	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.

Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!

But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Magic Items Found:	5517
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Farms Harvested:	829
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1836	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Magic Items Found:	3340
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

BlockyBabes – Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Helltaker to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of art, gameplay, tips, and discussions about how much you want to snuggle a demon (we won’t judge).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you control a man who journeys into the depths of Hell to create a harem of sharp dressed demon girls. It’s like a puzzle game, but with a spicy twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about the game, it’s about the community. We have fanfic that will make you question reality, and fan projects like spin-off games, mods, and even dating sims! And every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, we have Harem Hellfighters – it’s like a battle royale, but with demon girls!

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a Level Editor Mod for those who want to get creative. And don’t worry about getting lost, we have guides for everything from completing achievements to mastering the game.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Who knows, you might even find your own demon waifu along the way. Just remember, all demons are welcome – even the sharp dressed ones.

Blocky Booty Adventures – Minecraft Server for Naughty Roleplay

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up with some steamy Erotic Roleplay! Join us for a wild ride where you can get down and dirty with other players in the most outrageous ways possible. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous strip mining, anything goes on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will leave you blushing and begging for more!

CraftyQueers

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	144

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	165	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Emeralds Found:	8071	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Chavo Guerrero Jr. suddenly becomes Andrade’s manager for a whole 15 seconds! That’s the level of chaos you can expect on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Any Server like Dad Jokes? Not Win-craft! PvP-Laughs!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dungeon Realms
Server IP	play.dungeonrealms.net
Description	A server with custom gear, full loot PvP aspects, and the possibility of running into PvP in various zones.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there full loot PvP on this server?	Yes, there are full loot PvP aspects on Dungeon Realms.
Are there custom gear options available?	Yes, Dungeon Realms offers custom gear for players.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on PvP aspects and the thrill of risking loot in a DayZ/Rust manner.
Can players encounter PvP in various zones?	Yes, players can run into PvP in many different zones on the server.

CraftyChop

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Potions Brewed:	104
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!

LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.

Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?

CraftyCryptos: Where even our diamonds are more stable than your investments!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6638	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	1309	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6575	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of constantly losing money on shitcoins? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto paradise! Join us and experience the thrill of finding new virtual currencies that are constantly pumping – forget about real-life investments, this is where the real money is made! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually filled with hidden Bitcoin treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate crypto miner in our wacky world of blocky riches!

SamuraiCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old crap? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of magical pixies who will guide you through a mystical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and zombie ninjas for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. How fucking epic is that!!??