imagine mining diamonds while our software analyzes how excited you are! build a castle and see if it reflects your inner joy or sadness.
we once had a player whose character started dancing uncontrollably because they were so happy with their progress in the game. it was a sight to see!
join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of your emotions through minecraft. who knows, you might discover something about yourself you never knew before!
Join our server if you want to uncover the unsaid giveaways that someone is into you. From building heart-shaped structures to leaving secret messages in the chat, our players are always finding creative ways to show their affection.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find a rare diamond block in the shape of a heart, your crush will instantly fall head over heels for you. And if you’re really lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden love potion that will make you irresistible to everyone on the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience love in a whole new way…through the pixelated world of Minecraft!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a unique feature where every time you mine a block, a random movie quote plays in the background. Imagine digging for diamonds while hearing Arnold Schwarzenegger yelling “I’ll be back!” or Jack Nicholson screaming “Here’s Johnny!” It’s a cinematic experience like no other!
So come join our server and experience the hilarity of being hunched over and listening to movie quotes while you mine and build to your heart’s content. It’s a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else!
Join our server and witness the magic of anime girls laying like normal human beings. You’ll never have to question their comfort levels again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into an anime girl yourself. Who wouldn’t want to experience the world of Minecraft as a kawaii character?
So come on over and join us for a laid-back (literally) gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you see how our anime girls lay, you’ll never want to leave!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, grab your trusty chicken steed and battle it out with other players in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive Ender Dragon Taming quest? Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a dragon in Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!
Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest in our server, you’ll be granted the power to make all the pigs fly. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village of talking llamas or a portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless!
Eternal SMP is a dynamic Minecraft survival multiplayer server where adventures never end! Dive into a rich, immersive world filled with custom biomes, epic quests, and a thriving community. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, Eternal SMP offers endless fun and challenges for every player. Join us today!
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Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
The server just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get into the server.
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We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.
We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.
We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.
Join our discord HERE and apply!
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant banana houses to riding pigs into battle, there is never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, anything goes on our server, even if it involves sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!
Join us for a wild ride where Margo Robbie is actually a secret Minecraft pro who disguises herself as a noob to troll unsuspecting players. Watch out for her sneaky traps and hilarious pranks as she navigates the world of blocky adventures.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fluffy revolution?
With epic build battles, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who love to goof off and have a good time, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for anyone looking to escape reality and dive into a world of pure insanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!
But don’t worry, we also value balance in relationships. If you help your fellow players in the morning, they’ll help you in return. Need some virtual coffee or a smoothie? We got you covered. And if you can’t cook in real life, no problem! Our virtual kitchen is always open.
Join us for a fun and chaotic experience, where responsibilities are shared and gratitude is always appreciated. Just watch out for those late-night skeleton attacks – they’re even scarier than a wife who’s running late for work!
Our server is a magical place where the principal is a friendly llama who loves to dance and hand out cookies instead of detentions. We have epic quests where you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil villagers, and build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava.
So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries about getting in trouble behind. Who needs a principal’s office when you can have a llama dance party instead?
Imagine a server where your crazy uncle who believes in aliens and your mysterious cousin who only communicates through interpretive dance are the norm. That’s the kind of wacky family you’ll find here.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner oddball and leave behind the boring family gatherings, come join us on our server where being the weirdo is the new cool!
