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GeneCraft: Pron Nemesis

Arch nemesis, biology, chromosomes, Dna, ENEMY, Evolution, GeneCraft, Genes, genetic code, genetic disorders, genetic expression, genetic makeup, genetic research, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, mutation, nemesis, Pron, Science

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

lol join dis server if u want to battle ur genes arch nemesis: pron!!! we got epic battles where u can fight pron monsters and show ur genes who’s boss. also, u can build ur own pron-proof base and protect urself from the evil genes. plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can create ur own mutant genes to fight against pron. come join us and show ur genes who’s the real boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!

TinyHobbitIsland

ancient humans, anthropology, archaeology, Bone, evolutionary biology, Excavation, Flores Island, Fossil discovery, Hobbit, hominid, Homo floresiensis, human evolution, Indonesian history, Indonesian island, island life, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Southeast Asia, tiny species, TinyHobbitIsland

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hobbits running around like it’s the Shire up in here! Forget them regular old humans, we got tiny ancient humans straight outta Indonesia up in this server!

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lil’ hobbit village, where they be trading mushrooms for emeralds and riding on baby dragons! It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, fam!

And get this, the hobbits are actually super OP warriors, like they may be small but they pack a punch! You’ll be teaming up with these tiny legends to take down the Ender Dragon in no time!

So what you waiting for? Join this server and live out your wildest hobbit fantasies, cuz ain’t no other server like this one, fo’ real!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

finding purpose, identity crisis, Jewcraft, Jewish, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming negative beliefs, Satan, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, struggling with identity, suicidal thoughts, toxic beliefs

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a Jewish monster in the real world? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Join us and leave your Jewish toxins behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing structures.

On our server, you can be a hero, a villain, or even a unicorn if you want! No need to an hero here, just let your creativity run wild and escape from the real world for a while. Plus, Satan won’t be manipulating you here, unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as his doing.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your Jewish monster self behind. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of purpose and community among our players. Let’s craft away those toxic feelings and build a better world together!

WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	94	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Ores Mined:	6029
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

BlockCraftMemes, childhood advice, childhood memories, childhood teachings, Family Values, generational wisdom, guidance, impactful guidance, life advice, life lessons, Memories, passed down, Reflection, resonates, timeless advice, traditional advice, upbringing, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	133	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Votes:	3949	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4351	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Buildings Constructed:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!