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💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ores Mined:	9082	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	3363	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Farms Harvested:	406	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6976
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Asian countries, Bans, bikini ban, bikinis, Censorship, censorship laws, China, console game, gaming industry, government regulations, hatsune miku, Ishiba, Japanese culture, Japanese Game, Kishida, Korea, Minecraft, Server, state of gaming, SushiCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Towns Built:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!