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Minecraft SMP: Shadowed by a Killer Design

Appearance, beauty, Competition, creativity, design, discrimination, empowerment, envy, fashion, Gender Roles, girly fag, Individuality, injustice, Killer, killer design, Lord, Minecraft, overshadowed, poor girl, Shadowed, smp, society, Stereotypes, Struggle, talent

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your girly fag of a lord on other servers? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where poor girls with killer designs reign supreme! Take on epic building challenges, conquer dungeons filled with sparkly unicorns, and show off your fabulous fashion sense in our virtual runway shows. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, join us today and become the queen bee of the server!

NewSchoolNewRules

anxiety, buzz cut, cold feet, gung-ho, last minute decision, long tail tags, military school, New school, NewSchoolNewRules, opportunity, preparatory school, private school, Regulation, surfer hair, teaching position, Uniform

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your long surfer hair and casual clothes? Do you want to experience the military school life without actually enlisting? Then join our Minecraft server, where all new players are required to get a virtual buzz cut and wear a uniform in-game!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to follow regulations and keep your virtual hair short for the first few weeks. But don’t worry, most players end up loving the new look and the sense of discipline it brings to the game.

So if you’re ready for a new adventure and want to experience the thrill of military school without leaving your computer, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become the top student and earn the title of Minecraft General!

VintageVillagers

baby names, baby naming trends, classic names, historical names, naming conventions, naming trends, old-fashioned names, older names, outdated names, rare names, timeless names, traditional baby names, traditional names, traditional naming, uncommon names, unique names, unpopular baby names, unpopular names, unpopular vintage names, vintage names, VintageVillagers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with outdated names? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena – you won’t want to miss it!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join us and pay tribute to the feathered overlord!

3. We have a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a house out of gingerbread and lollipops?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft history!

BorderBoost Minecraft Server

airspace violation, Belarus, border, border security, BorderBoost, Conflict prevention, diplomat, diplomatic relations, diplomatic response, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, military deployment, military escalation, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	917	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE BELARUS BUT WITHOUT THE TENSION, JUST MINECRAFT FUN! JOIN US AND SUMMON DIPLOMATS TO TRADE DIAMONDS! WE GOT TROOPS BOOSTED AT THE BORDER…OF OUR SPAWN POINT! ACCUSE OTHER PLAYERS OF AIRSPACE VIOLATIONS AND DECLARE WAR…WITH SNOWBALLS! COME ON AND BUILD EPIC BASES, FIGHT MONSTERS, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US! #MINECRAFTDIPLOMACY

LipetskCraft – Bomb-Free Zone

airstrike, BombFree, bombs destroyed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Lipetsk airbase, LipetskCraft, Military Action, military operation, News, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, source, Ukrainian strike, update, War, Zone

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3067	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well then come join our server where we blow up 700 bombs every day just for fun! we’re so crazy, we make the ukrainian strike against russia’s lipetsk airbase look like child’s play! join us if u wanna have a blast (literally)! trust us, it’s the bomb dot com!

ClyxSMP

ClyxSMP, INFORMATION, Join, members, Minecraft, new, presidents, Server, smp, Survival, Unique Features

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

ClyxSMP is a new survival SMP trying to get members! We have unique features like presidents. We have more information on the server so why don’t you join?

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Mop and Bucket SMP: Where even janitors can be heroes! Join now for squeaky clean adventures on a vanilla server with a twist!

Adventures, application, balanced rules, bucket, clean, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Heroes, Imagemaps, Janitors, Join, Moderators, mop, Nations, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, Server, smp, squeaky, Stories, Twist, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	180	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Server Name	Janitors Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical Lore and Roleplay
Server Version	1.21
Key Features	Creating fantasy nations, diplomacy, war, player-made events, plugins for enhanced roleplay
Discord	Join our Discord!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server!
What plugins does the server use?	Plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
What sets Janitors Closet SMP apart from other servers?	We focus on creating a tightly knit community with balanced rules, allowing everyone a chance to shape the server with their ideas and builds.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, players can engage in special player-made events and participate in diplomacy, war, and more within their fantasy nations.

Blocky Minds Minecraft Server

blocky, mental health, mental health and sexuality, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health issues, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health statistics, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health survey, mental health survey for science, Mental Health Treatment, mentalcel, mentalcel survey, Minds.., Minecraft, Science, Server, Sexuality, sexuality survey, survey

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever a player walks by.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly cow who leaves behind trails of enchanted steak wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out this survey on mental health and sexuality for science and join our insane Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, candidates, controversial, election, funny, horse jizz, humor, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, mockery, mocking, offensive, Politics, PRETEND, satire, smp, social norms, stop calling, Unconventional, unconventional behavior, unite, weird, weirdos

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

DisneyFanaticMC SMP

animated, Character, Childhood, Disney, DisneyFanaticMC, dream, Enchanting, fairy tale, FANTASY, Favorite, forever.., Hero, iconic, imagination, Magic, MAGICAL, Movie, Prince, princess, smp, Villain, wish

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Emeralds Found:	4471	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Votes:	5133	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Animals Bred:	111	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world with boring responsibilities and adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that and become your favorite Disney character forever! Imagine building a castle as Elsa, or mining for diamonds as Simba. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping stacks of diamonds wherever it goes. Join us and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Pig and claim your riches!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting behind and come join us on this wacky adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, as long as it’s a Disney character. See you in the magical world of our Minecraft SMP!