Welcome to the ultimate bro-tastic Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed. No femoids allowed here, sorry ladies! We’re all about flexing our muscles, playing the last game we played, and discussing our favorite historical figures while chowing down on some virtual dinner.
Join us if you want to engage in epic battles, build the most badass fortresses, and show off your gains in our virtual gym. Our community is all about supporting each other in our quest to become the ultimate alpha males of the Minecraft world.
So come on, grab your bros and join us for some serious fun and shenanigans. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days. See you on the server, bros!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all Minecraft enthusiasts!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against an army of creepers, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mystical creature who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a game of chicken jousting. Rumor has it that his feathers are made of pure gold, so you better start practicing your chicken riding skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret underground society of potato-loving penguins who are always up for a dance party! But wait, there’s more – our server is also home to a mystical land where unicorns roam free and grant wishes to all who dare to join. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the secret to unlimited diamonds lies hidden deep within our server’s enchanted forest. So come join us and discover the true meaning of Minecraft madness!
Laid-back rules, close-knit community, events, and help from staff and players available.
Gameplay
Vanilla experience with focus on long-term projects, megabases welcome, and no map resets. Default currency is diamonds.
Server Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper with plugins like GriefPrevention, chest shop, and Harbor for skipping night. Includes datapacks and tweaks for gameplay enhancements.
Frequently Asked Questions
Question
Answer
Is the server 18+ only?
Yes, please be 18 or older to join.
Are there any donation perks?
No, there are no donation perks or adminshops available.
Can I use warps or set homes?
No, warps, /tpa, and /sethome commands are not available on this server.
Are there any chat report systems in place?
No, there are no chat report systems (Mojang) on this server.
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll uncover the real reason Japan surrendered – because they heard about our epic PvP battles and knew they couldn’t compete! Our server is so intense, even Russia joined in just to witness the chaos. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of blocky warfare!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us and become one of the Chosen of the Dumbass Three, where you can embark on quests, romance companions, and even recruit Minthara without going down the evil path (but you might miss out on a sexy scene, just saying).
Long rest often to unlock companion interactions and don’t forget to clear both the Underdark and Mountain Pass for epic loot and experiences. And if you consume tadpoles, be prepared for a DC21 Wisdom check that could affect your appearance – talk about a glow-up!
Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of bad luck, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky. And don’t forget to vote in our polls for romance options, race choices, class preferences, and companion selections – your voice matters in this crazy world of Minecraft mayhem.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few insane storylines). Join us now and become a legend in the Chosen of the Dumbass Three Edition Minecraft server!
First, join the Discord server and ask for whitelist. For the IP and starter information, check the message in #info-new-players. A staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit to start.
What is Geopolitics in the server?
Geopolitics in the server involve conquering resource camps to gain geopolitical resources for expanding your nation. Resources and buildings can be created with a complete list available on the Discord channels.
How can I create or join a nation?
You can create your own nation with a form of government, laws, and ranks. If you prefer, you can also join a nation that is already created by other players on the server.
What are some key features of the server?
The server offers the ability to create and refine nations, participate in wars, gain wealth, and use custom enchants to enhance gameplay. There are also various plugins for added functionality.
Where can I find more information about the server?
Are you tired of playing boring old PSP games on your iPad? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to go back to those lame PSP games again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments for the chance to win a golden toilet seat (trust us, it’s worth it). And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King, who is said to possess the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy baby chicks.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, join us today and let the madness begin!
