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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7954 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 188 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
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u will feel so much more coherent and significant, like ur existence will have a whole new level of awesomeness. u will be part of a community of builders and artists, all coming together to create a world of wonder and magic.
so, like, join dis server and unlock the secrets of life through the power of minecraft. u will never look at art the same way again, bro. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.
