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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6870 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
lmao so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like “ehh idk man”? well listen up, cuz this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows and glitter all over ur screen.
u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon
