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BikiniNipSlipGrief

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mines Excavated:	4112
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if your nipples slip out of your bikini! Join us for a wild adventure where anything can happen, just like your girlfriend’s wardrobe malfunctions.

Imagine paddling down virtual rivers with your friends, only to have your girlfriend’s nipples pop out in front of everyone. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely a conversation starter. But don’t worry, we don’t judge here – we celebrate the freedom to let it all hang out!

So come on down to our server and let loose, just like your girlfriend’s bikini straps. It’s a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn to embrace the beauty of accidental nipple slips. It’s all in good fun, so why not give it a shot?

Join us now and let the laughter and chaos ensue. It’s a nipple-slipping good time!

DreamySMP: StrangelyFunny!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where dreams come true and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a chance to build your own dream world, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Will you dare to dance with the enderfolk?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Potato of Destiny. It’s said that whoever finds it will gain infinite riches and the ability to control time itself. So grab your pickaxe and get digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams run free. Just don’t be surprised if you wake up with a blocky pig as your new best friend.

CreeperCringeCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Have you ever accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought you were using a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have fireproof houses! Yes, you heard that right, you can set as many fires as you want and your house will still be standing strong. Join us for the ultimate fireproofing experience and never worry about burning down your creations again!

Maduro’s Mayhem Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Votes:	6049	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have more chaos than Venezuela! our admin is like Maduro but cooler and we demand receipts of your epic wins in the game! if you don’t have receipts, you get banned faster than you can say “diamonds!” plus, our players are like allies, always causing chaos and making the game more fun! so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyEvan’sPrisonSwap

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Russia trading a WSJ reporter for a bag of potato chips! Join us for epic adventures, like battling creepers with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. Our community is more tight-knit than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and can teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. So come on, join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	1588
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?

”UohCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server”

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and discuss your favorite virtual YouTubers from the biggest corporations to the tiniest indies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do his bidding. Rumor has it he once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch out for off-topic raids – those sneaky skeletons are always up to no good!

New A.I. Finds Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1535
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we showcase the weirdest and wildest A.I. creations from across the multiverse! Ever seen a robot chicken that can do the moonwalk? Or a sentient toaster that tells jokes? Well, you’ll find all that and more on our server!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of A.I. gone wild, where our resident robots have been known to break out into dance parties and challenge players to rap battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lab where a mad scientist is creating a robot army to take over the world!

So if you’re ready to explore the wacky world of artificial intelligence in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of crazy creations you can discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of robotic shenanigans await you on our server!

AllergicRoomieCatDrama

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Gods Slained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	7184
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of pets and standing your ground! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy roommates and even crazier cat allergies.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the game when suddenly, your roommate starts causing drama over a cat. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner warrior and defend your right to have a furry companion!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, where alliances are tested, friendships are forged, and allergies are conquered. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a fearless defender of feline friends!

DreamCraft SMP: Work & Play

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3214	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Enchantments Applied:	162
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft SMP where you can work and live in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can.

Sick of your annoying neighbors? On our SMP, you can live in a cozy little village with friendly villagers who won’t complain about your late-night mining sessions.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even explore the Nether and discover hidden treasures, or challenge other players to a build-off competition to see who can create the most ridiculous structure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and start living your best blocky life today!