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SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

carrying sperm, cups of sperm, fertility, male fertility, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, sperm analysis, sperm banks, sperm carrying methods, sperm cells, sperm collection, sperm count, sperm donation, sperm health, sperm preservation, sperm production, sperm quality, sperm samples, sperm storage, sperm storage containers, sperm transport, SpermCupCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

bulk order, Catering, chicken fajitas, ChickenFajitaKing, DELICIOUS, event planning, fiesta, food order, Grilled Chicken, Hungry, large order, meal prep, mexican cuisine, Mexican flavors, Minecraft, mouth watering, onions, party food, peppers, sizzling, smp, spicy, Tex-Mex, tortillas

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Star Shards Collected:	274

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

ShowerCraft26

Argument, bathroom etiquette, body wash, Communication, conditioning, environmental impact, female, long shower, partner, personal hygiene, playlist, Relaxation, self-care, shaving, shower routine, shower songs, ShowerCraft26, thick hair, Time management, water conservation, water wastage

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

RussianRaidersCraft

border, captured, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Detainees, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, incursion, International, Invasion, Military, Official, prisoners, RussianRaidersCraft, russians, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

NoRestNoMercyCraft

Animal Behavior, dangerous animals, drowning, fear of sharks, insomnia, Marine Biology, marine life, NoRestNoMercyCraft, ocean predators, oceanic predators, predatory behavior, predatory creatures, predatory hunting., predatory instincts, Shark attacks, shark behavior, shark conservation, Sharks, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, violence

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sharks are the rulers? Well, this server is the place for you! Our sharks are so hardcore, they never sleep because they would drown if they did. Imagine the chaos and mayhem they cause 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical and insane world?

Join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

TotallyNotSquidgy Vanilla Infested LGBTQ+ Joyful Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like server! 🔥

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Communication, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Hermitcraftlike, INFESTED, java, Joyful, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Private ticket system, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, TotallyNotSquidgy, Vanilla, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1443	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	775
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Focus	Community interactions, inclusivity, and collaboration
Season 12 Start Date	2nd August
Server Members	350
Total Members	550

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply by joining the Discord server and submitting the form in the #waitlist-form channel.

What time will Season 12 start?

Season 12 will start at 6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm CET on the 2nd of August.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious SMP?

Reasons to join include being hosted in North America, Discord integration, Voice Chat, Diamond economy, Anti-Xray plugins, organized events, and a welcoming community.

Do you host mini-seasons?

Yes, mini-seasons last around a month and may use custom modpacks.

Is being on the Discord server required?

Yes, Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server.

Can I join just for chatting without playing?

Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for chatting and breaks from playing.

Hololive Joy Minecraft Server

Aqua, depression, Empty, empty wallets, favorite talents, Graduation, Happiness, hololive, Invincible, joy, last source of happiness, Minecraft, pit of depression, reminder, Server, Silly games, source of happiness, Stuck, vtuber community, Vtubers, wallets

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	244	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of feeling empty and lost in the world of Minecraft? Do you long for a place where you can watch your favorite virtual talents play silly games and do ridiculous things with each other? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your woes!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where vtubers reign supreme and bring joy to all who enter. Witness Aqua’s graduation and feel the heart-wrenching reminder that even virtual happiness isn’t invincible. But fear not, for on our server, happiness knows no bounds!

Empty your wallets for the vtubers and watch as your depression fades away in the face of pure, unadulterated silliness. Don’t let your last source of happiness slip away – join our server and let the laughter and fun wash over you like a wave of joy. Who needs real life when you have the wacky world of our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Cuck Ignorer

cuck, cucks, Decade, Feedback, Good, Great, ignored, ignored advice, ignored feedback, ignored for a decade, ignored for a long time, ignored for years, ignored opinions, ignored recommendations, ignored suggestions, Ignorer, Minecraft, opinion, Overlooked, Popular, rarely talked about, Recommendation, smp, Underrated

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4732	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. But fear not, because we have a team of fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamonds and keep the server safe from poultry tyranny.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot and become the most powerful player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

HangryRoomieStealsFood

apartment, apartment living, Argument, Boundaries, buying food, Chicken Fries, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, food sharing, groceries, grocery run, HangryRoomieStealsFood, Honesty, Labels, misunderstanding, roommate, roommates, sharing food, Trust, zebra cakes

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!

Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?

But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?

So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

CraftyGenZLand

CraftyGenZLand, cutting-edge research, future predictions, future technology, futuristic breakthrough, game-changing invention, global transformation, groundbreaking discovery, groundbreaking innovation, innovation, Millennials, next big thing, paradigm shift., revolutionary discovery, revolutionary impact, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, societal impact, technological advancement, transformative discovery, world-changing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	269
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and be a part of the first groundbreaking discovery that will change the world forever – we have uncovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Nether, guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigmen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!